A Bowsette Tale

Bills and Plants

-Bullet Bills Hangout-

She tapped her 'throne's' (it was more of a wooden chair) arm rest as she leaned her head on the other hand. Her pure black beehive hair was shining in the light. Her outfit looked old school, black leather jacket over a black V-neck shirt and tight leather pants showed just how tough she really was. But she was mostly bored. All these Bills wanted to do was fight each other while waiting for Bowser to use them to fight the Mario Brothers and their friends. 'Such a waste of time.'

Then one of her Bill's came in. "Princess! Look who I found just outside."

Then everyone stopped and stared at the three nervous Mushroom Kingdom fighters. They were as stiff as broads and quaking in fear. Bullet Bills were very tough and now they were surrounded by at least fifty of them. "Greetings Princess." Mario raised a hand to wave. "Umm...are you a friend of Bowsette?"

"Bowsette?" She asked and leaned forward. "I haven't heard that name for some time now." Looking up. "Last time I saw her...she was a bit lost. But I can't really say we were ever friends."

"Oh...ok...thank you." Mario turned on his heel and walked out with the others. "Sorry to waste your time."

'Ugh...that was probably the best moment of my day.' She thought went back to leaning. "Well, keep an eye out for my boys here. They won't attack now, but once out there again...well..." She smiled. "They have a need to fight."

That made them move faster.

-Piranha Plant-

The jungle was full of the Piranha Plants, of all types, including the ones that walked. Not only them, but Koopas as well. Luigi almost wet himself after a few minutes. But then again, it was very scary because they had no idea just where their enemies would pop out from. With luck though, the Plants weren't attacking as much as the Koopas.

They reached an open area and sat down. "Wow...this is insane!" Toad said, breathing heavily. "Don't think anything to this point has been this intense."

"For you." Luigi said quietly. "So are we even going the right way?"

Mario looked at the map. "Think so." He looked at the green pipes. "It says to follow the pipes. The Plants use them all the time. That is how they get all over." He put it down. "And how I am sure they know where we are all the time." He remembered when they were just plumbers and they encountered the Plants for the first time. It was, up to the point, the worst moment in their lives.

Luigi nodded. "Well, have we tried to just to talk to one to see if they will help us?"

Toad sighed. "Yeah...when they began to appear more often, Peach tried to but they only tried to bite her. Not sure they even talk." He looked around to see if any Koopa was getting close. "Not that they would have much to say anyway. Don't think they would say anything else expect what they ate."

Mario stretched. "Well, it doesn't matter. We need to..." Then a missile hit near him. He recovered and looked up. "Bowser Jr!"

The little Koopa laughed. "Guess that Bullet Bill was right about where you were going next." He grinned. "Too bad for you! I wanted to try out this new chooper out on someone and you three are the lucky ones!" Then many missile tubes appeared. "Wahahaha!" He smashed it and a barrage of missiles flew.

The three rolled and jumped as the missiles hit all over the little opening. Plants had begun to gather and snap at them if they got too close. Some of them shot small fireballs. It was nuts. Toad fell on his face and grunted. 'This has to stop.' He looked up at Bowser Jr. 'He is the big problem.' He got to his feet and grabbed a Star. He glowed with power. "HEY JR.!!!" He yelled and ran at him. Bowser Jr. looked and began to fire missiles at him.