Kakashi's Heart

Chuunin tournament

*hey guys sorry it's been awhile work and school is slowly murdering me ha...eh yeah but I'm working on more chaps I swear it's coming slow but it's coming.*

It was peaceful in the lovely konoha....well except the disaster in the baby store where you'll see a frantic Kakashi pointing out everything to an exhausted Naru.

(Jeez I thought I'd be like this with the shopping... nope Kakashi is....Ugh.) Naru nauseatingly thought feeling her morning sickness kick in.

(You really need to calm him down...did he do the crack cocaine???) Kurama Asked flabbergasted. Naru just rolled her eyes but slightly agreed.

Kakashi was in the middle of stacking tons and tons of baby toys when a petite hand pinched his ear putting a whole stop to his madness.

AGHH!

"Naru!" Kakashi shrieked ever so manly. *Hehe*
"That's enough you have a tournament to go to I can take it from here!" Naru glared full force at her pouting husband.
"But..." Kakashi started but was quickly shut down.
"No buts go! Shoo! Get!" Naru jokingly shook her hands at him making him smile.
"Alright fine but I'm leaving pakkun with you." Kakashi sighed while quickly summoning a small pug wearing ninja gear.
"Hey Kakashi, Lady Naru." Pakkun bowed to Kakashi's wife.
(Wow my wife gets more respect from my own summon than me.) the masked nin mentally pouted.
"Hello Pakkun, now go Kakashi I'll meet you there later okay?" Naru pecked him on his lips.
"Alright alright im leaving." Kakashi grumbled while trying his best to not buy the whole store on his way out.

"About time... alright Pakkun I'm having a boy and I know exactly everything I need so let's get started so we don't miss the chunin exams." Naru playfully winked.
"Great...do you wanna feel my paw?" Pakkun said with one paw raised making the white haired vampire quite weirded out.

/WITH KAKASHI/

"Where the hell have you been?" Scoffed Sasuke seeing his infamous Sensei finally appear.
"Just buying my unborn child toys." Kakashi smoothly let out reminding Sasuke of what he'll never have. Sasuke glared pure death at the masked man to no end but he was quickly shaken out of it.

"Well I guess we should go to the arena." Kakashi sighed ready to start walking only to be stopped by duckass.

"No, we'll go in style." Cockily smirked Sasuke.

/WITH NARU/

"Well that's everything!" Happily chirped the pregnant vampire making Pakkun pale drastically.
"You sure getting everything right now is a good idea?" Bravely Asked Pakkun.
"Hmm what do you mean?" Naru questioned brow raised.
(Uh oh...this should be funny.) Kurama snickered.
"Well you're not even very far in pregnancy you're showing but not far enough to buy all this." Pakkun honestly spoke but quickly regretted it.
"I'm four months pregnant, 16 weeks to be exact and if I wanna buy baby stuff I'll buy baby stuff ya got it." Growled Naru practically making Pakkun piss himself at the complete mood change.
"H-hai!" Saluted pakkun.
"Good now take this back to my estate." Naru sweetly smiled tossing him a sealed scroll with all the baby stuff.
(Damn I didn't even see her seal it all!) Pakkun thought in shock but did his task immediately.

(Doesn't everyone know not to judge a ragging hormonal pregnant woman.) Naru thought.
(You'd think but it's always fun to see the disaster that follows.) laughed Kurama.
(At least one of us enjoys it, well time to meet up with Kakashi at the arena.) Naru flashed to the arena in seconds but was disappointed at the absence of her husband.

"Ah Naru-Sensei!" Shrieked Sakura as she Quickly grabbed Naru making her join the rest of the leaf genin.
"Ah Sakura have you seen Kakashi?" Asked Naru feeling slightly dizzy from her aggressive pulling.
"Sorry no they were supposed to be here for the first tournament since Sasuke was first but they pushed it back since he wasn't here."
(Che go figure they gave Sasuke special treatment.) mentally scoffed naru.