HORROR STORIES THAT MAKE YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH!

Something a bit different

So, I decided to take a brake from all of those horror stories and do some funny jokes. Enjoy!Here we goooo....

~ Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

~ My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

~ Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands

~ My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

~ I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

~ I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

~ Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.

~ Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!

~ What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm about to change.

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