Let's take a quick break from all of the
gruesome and terrifying horror stories, with
some funny and hilarious stories and
jokes:
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.
They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months.
"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!Q: Is Google a he or a she?
A: A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo
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