HORROR STORIES THAT MAKE YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH!

Funny jokes!

         Let's take a quick break from all of the          
   gruesome and terrifying horror stories, with
        some funny and hilarious stories and  
                                   jokes:
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

They threw me out of the cinema today for bringing my own food. But come on – the prices are way too high, plus I haven't had a barbecue in months. 

"I really don't know which kid I'm supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?"

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
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And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

Q: Is Google a he or a she?

A: A she, no doubt, because it won't let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo

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