Here are some funny stories and one lines + jokes:
- "I have the world's largest collection of seashells, you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over."
- "The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family."
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Me: Hey, I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me off.
You: Ok , knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
You: confused silence
- *That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is, "Act natural, you're innocent ."*
-What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
-The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
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HORROR STORIES THAT MAKE YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH!
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