HORROR STORIES THAT MAKE YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH!

Jokes: Part 2

Here are some funny comebacks and jokes, hope you enjoy:

-Why are graveyards noisy? Because of all the coffin

-If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

-Vegans believe meat eaters and butchers are gross.But those who sell you fruits and vegetables are grocer.

-A guy goes to a doctor because he's got a strawberry growing out of his chest. The doctor looks and examines and finally says, "Let me give you some cream to put on it."

-I dig, you dig, she dig, we dig, you dig...the poem may not be beautiful, but it's certainly very deep.

-One pen to the other: You are INKredible.

-It's not nice making fun of fat people.
They've got enough on their plates as it is.

-Why did the octopus blush?
He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!

-How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet

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