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Funny comebacks

Hope you guys enjoy these funny comebacks. Enjoy:

•You have Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
•If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
•We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
•You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.
•You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, 'concentrate'.
•You have enough fat to make another human.
•You're the reason they invented double doors!
•Earth is full. Go home.
•You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
•You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
•You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
•You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

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