My Bad Girl Neighbor [COMPLETED]

Chapter 2

The Next Night

Violet : Wow! Can any more people share Alex's post? Your tree undies like 1000 likes.

Me : All I heard at school today were dumb jokes like, "Hey MonD, keep it BRIEF."

PHONR BUZZ

Me : Oh look, here's another text.

"Passing by your house today was a real TREEt."

Violet : That's actually pretty funny.

Me : I've been getting these all day. I could kill alex.

Violet : C'mon. It was a pretty good prank.

Me : Seriously?  A good prank? Ok, it was kind of funny. Alex totally got me. But I'm still super pissed at her. And the angrier I get, the harder Alex laughs! Just like she did last night.  She's SO goin to get itwhen she falls asleep tonight.

Violet : You think you can actually pull this off?

Me : I'll sneak in, switch her shampoo withhair dye -- and sneak right back.

Violet : What if she doesn't shower in the morning?

Me : Have you passed her in the hall? She smells like coconut and warm ocean breezes.

Violet : Good thing you're not interested in her.

Me : I'm just saying,  she definitely showers. And when she does, her hair will be hysterical. 

Violet : You sure you want to do this?

Me : She deserves it! Did you see that tree last night? 

Violet : Look on the bright side, MonD. Last night,  the most popular guy in school walked you home.

Me : yes, Dylan is boyfection... Though he's not my type. He's completely wrong for me.

Violet : You say that about everyone!

Me : I'm into girls. You know that. I'm not intern in going out with Dylan Merrick.

Violet : You're not interested in bad girls, heaters, or players. Dylan is the nicest person in school.

Me : I thought Jeyna was a nice person too.

Violet  : I know you did, but --

Me : Look, Alex's light is out! Revenge is moments away.

Violet : You are NOT going over to Alex's house like that.

Me : Like what?

Violet : Dressed like my grandma on a snow day.

Me :It's my PJs!

Violet : Did you learn nothing from people's reactions to how HOT you looked at the party? You know Alex's gonna wake up. Id she sees you like that, she'll insta you -- and your social status will tank.

Me : I'll be super quiet. 

Violet : After the underwear drama, you cannot risk being social media spectacle again. Try on the outfit I found in that tornado you call a closet.