My Bad Girl Neighbor [COMPLETED]

Chapter 7

Alex : What's your deal, MonD? Why do you hate Tianna so much?

Me : You really want to know?! I'll tell you! Tianna cheated with my sister's girlfriend!  So she's a non-person to me.

Alex : Yeah, I could tell there's something heavy going on with you,

Me : Leave me alone.  You don't know anything about it.

Alex : Are you jealous of her? There's nothing between you and me, right? Or maybe there is.

Me : There isn't.  And I'm NOT jealous. I'm disturbed thay you chose to get that physically close to her -- but I'm not jealous. 

Alex : Then why did you freak out?

Me : Because Tianna is a psychotic WHORE -- plus a cheater and a liar! If we're even going to attempt to fake this -- you need to stay the heckarooney away from her! GOT IT?!

Alex : Ok, chill. I got it. Heckarooney? Shit, you really mean business. As long as you stay away from Dylan too.

Me : Fine.

Alex : Now will you come inside?  You're gonna freeze.

Me : I'm done with tonight.  See you at school.

So I walk my way home.

Alex: (What is going on with her?)

One week later

Me : Violet, this has been one of the worst weeks EVER,

Violet : Tell me about it... they're out of tater tots. And I'm having a problem finding a suitable "M". I'm in a bery dark place.

Me : Violet , are you even listening to me? I'm in a crisis here.

Violet :  A fried potato and "M" shortage counts as a crisis.

Me : I'm talking about me having to fake relationship with alex.

Violet : So dumb her candy ass.

Me : No. It's the only thing keeping Dylan from asking me out again.

Violet : You're doing overtime to protect Dylan. You sure he's not SIZZIN your panties? 

Me : It doesn't matter,  If I got together with Dylan, we both know how it would end. I'd just end up hurting one of the best people I know.

Violet : Here we go again...

Me : What? I know myself, Vi. I libed it with Jeyna. That's why I need to make sure Dylan thinks I'm reallh with Alex. 

Violet : Speaking of which -- Now's your chance to sell it.

Alex : Hi, honey! I'm home.

And again, she kissed me.

Me : (I can't believe she's kissing me in public again, Does she want an elbow salad?)

Me : Here. Made fresh daily.

Alex : Damn. Ever heard of acting, MonD?