My Bad Girl Neighbor [COMPLETED]

Chapter 6

Alex : My idea? Sleep with me. That'll turn Dylan off. What do you say, MonD? Wanna hook up tonight?

Me : Seriously?! Did you slip and hit your head? What makes you think I'd even consider --

Alex : 'Cause you're looking super HOT in that dress?

Dylan : Hey. What's up? You guys having fun? 

Alex : MonD makes everything fun. This girl is my fate. So glad I met her.

Alex suddenly pull me close in front of Dylan and start to kiss me!

Me : ( Oh no! What's she doing?!)

Violet whisper me

Violet : you want Dylan to back off? This will work.

Dylan : I thought there might be something between you guys.

Me : Dylan --

Dylan : I was just holding out hope that I might habe a shot.

Alex : Sorry man. What we've got is just too strong.

Dylan : Then I hope you're happy together... congrats. 

Alex : I told you. It worked. Are you convinced? 

Me : We broke his heart... Now I'm a monster! I can't hurt Dylan like that. He's a good guy.

Alex : But he fell for it.

Me : Why don't you fall? On your FACE. I have to explain this to Dylan.

Alex : I thought you wanted to keep him from getting hurt? Pretending to be into you is hard for me too. But I'll do it for my friend, it's the only way that he'll get over you. It's called CLOSURE.

Me : I don't believe acting like a sleaze is hard for you at all. But it WILL help Dylan move on. Bit let me at least find him and apologise for the way he found out.

Principal : MonD,  I need you to come out of retirement.  I have a project for you.

Me : But sir, I have to find someone. It's very important I talk to them.

Principal : Right. I'm the principal , so I win. And you'll be expelled if you don't.  Got it?

Me : This is a tough one, I choose a diploma. I've come this far. Why throw it all away?

Principal : This school has taught you well.

Me : What can i do for you , sir?

Principal : The models for tonight's fashion show ate the Kale salad and are currently cramping.

Me : Ewww.

Principal : Exact.  So we need a couple to model the outfits.  You and Alex can do that.

Me : Alex can't walk a runway to save her life.