A/N I'm only writing the first three letters of every name cuz i don't have enough time. Enjoy. Comment what u want next.
Favorite ship?
Ann: Percabeth
Per: percabeth and blue cookies
Leo: This dude is on fire!! I love CALEO!
Jas: Piper and I
Pip: Jason its Jasper or Jiper
Jas: umm does it matter?
Pip:yes sparky pick one
Jas: okay then Jasper. Sounds like a name.
Haz: Frazel
Fra: Frazel because I Love Hazel.
Nico: if you hurt her I will chop off you balls feed them to you make you regurgitate them then eat them again then chop your head off and throw it into the depths of Tartarus.
Will: Nico!
Nico: what?
Me: Moving on.
Favorite item?
Ann: my hat and Percy.
Per: blue cookies and riptide.
Jas: my golden coin
Leo: My hot hot hot tool belt man
Haz: my horse and my gladiolus
Fra: my arrows
Favorite food?
Pip- I've grown to love Leos tofu tacos.
Leo- THATS BECAUSE IM CHEF LEO THE TOFU TACO EXPERT! MCSNIZZLE VALDEZ.
Jas- **shrugs**they were okay
Leo- HOW DARE YOU S-
Per-**cuts of leo** Imma change the topic before ww4 starts. We don't need a other war
Leo- Hang on th-
Per-BLUE COOKIES!!!
Haz- CHICKEN NUGGETS!!
Nico- that's my girl.
Jas- where the hell did u come from verla
Nico- the shadows. Byyyyeeee. **shadow travels to will**
Fra- Idc. I don't have one
Per- shun!!
Leo-Shun!!
Fra- but-
All-Shun!!!!!!
Sass, puns, or sarcasm?
Leo- What spawn of Tartarus asked this question?
Per- One cannot only use one of the above
Ann- Percy just pick one...
Per- If I had to....dolifinly.....Puns
Pip- Percy that was a.....pretty....good answer
Ann- Guys stop-
Haz- these puns are pure...gold
Ann- Honestly!
Leo- Wow Annabeth is very..... Fired... up
Coach- wow! You guys are....cupcakes.
Hank(coaches kid)- Let me be .... Frank.... With you. That's not a pun.
Favorite satyr?
Jas- Well I would have to say coach. He saved out lives at the canyon.
Pip- Same with me.
Leo- I agree with SPARKY AND BEAUTY QUEEN!!!
Coach- Good cupcakes!!
Haz- í really only know coach hedge.
Fra- yeah me too....
Coach- good...good....
Per- Sorry coach imma have to go with Grover.
Ann- me too.
Grover- Oh ya...
Coach- oh him he's the squishiest cupcake I've ever seen.
Grover-I'm and Enchilada thank you very much. Vegi thou.
Ann- Coach--
Coach- he's a muffin!!!
Will, Hazel or McDonalds?
Nico- Um what?
Hazel- They want to to chose between Will, ME, or McDonalds
Percy- Why am í not on that list?
Nico- Oh gods.... Here we go again....
Percy- Nico,I want the truth!
Anna- *sighs* Percy you do this every day
Percy- What do you like better me or MC Donald's
Nico- Percy! Drop it!!!
Percy- You like McDonalds more than me don't you?!
Hazel- Percy-
Percy- No Hazel! I know when I'm not wanted!!
Anna- Nico, he'll get over this soon
Percy- My own girlfriend....--
Anna- Percy-
Percy- siding with the enemy!
(Both start to walk away)
Nico: YOUR NOT MY TYPE!!!!!
Marry?
Percy:
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life say yes! Say yes! Cause i need to know....
Athena:
You'll never get my blessing till the day I die. Tough luck. Sea scum cuz the answer is no!
Percy:
Why you gotta be so rude don't you know im human too? Im gonna marry her anyway.!
Athena:
Perseus Jackson!
Percy's cloths start smoking......
Hogwarts house?
Per- idk pottermore sorted me into all houses. Im a wizard Harry.
Beth- Me and Piper are slytherins
Per- I'm a SLYTHERIN! Congrats to me.
Jas- Griffindor
Leo- Ravenclaw power!
Haz- Franks a hufflepuff.
Fra- so is Hazel....
To percy and Annabeth: who will be the flower girl to your wedding?
Leo: Me!!
Per- No I am!
Leo- you cant me the flower girl to your own wedding#
Per: Watch me!
Nico: ME!!!!!!!
Hazel: ***Snickers*** he said the same thing for me.
Wat did u do over spring break?
Jas- I slept
Leo- I ate....
Like a lot.... A lot
Anna- I read alot.thats basically it.
Per- I went surfing.
Anna- no you didn't don't lie.
Per- you didn't let me finish. I went surfing..... The internet for memes
Guess what Nico!
Hazel: Im your sister
Nico: My sister is dead.
Hazel: No im not**confused face**
Nico: I ment Bianca
Hazel: Oh....
Nico: Thanks for opening up old.wounds Haz.
Hazel: Neeks im sorry I....
Nico: Will I need a hug!
*bursts in the room*
Will: Im here sunshine. Im here.
To percy: who is the sassiest out of the 7
Percy: umm.....
Leo: me me me me me me me me !
Percy: Fine um leo.
Leo: Yes i am Leo Valdez. You shall adreess me as your king.
Percy: hey cool it man
Leo: okay....(whispers)* its king Leo*
Who would win the hunger games?
Anna: Percy
Pipe: Jason
Haz: Frank
Leo: Percabeth
Frank: Thats not how it works Leo.
Leo: The'll just pull a Katness and Peeta
Zeus: DID SOMEONE SAY PER-
Jason: This isn't your question dad go away.
And thats it for today
Published November 9th 2018 at 1112pm
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