#1
Nico: When people assume I'm straight, I feel like a gay secret agent.
Piper: Lesbionage
Percy: Bi Spy
Jason: It's an Ace case
Annabeth: Secret Gay-gent
#2
Nico: I've never told people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait, I wait until they say some Homophobic shit and then laugh and I'm like, "You know I'm gay right?" and watch their look of terror on their face.
Piper: Ooooh. I like you.
#3
Nico: It's 2019, why can't I delete friends in real life
Jason: Nico think about what you just said.
Nico:...
Nico: Okay so turns out what I was thinking of is called murder...
#4
Will: You are internally bleeding. Your hurt.
Nico: I wasn't injured that badly! You said I was internally bleeding.
Nico: That's where the blood supposed to be.
Will:... *Just done with everything*
#5
Will:*Preforming surgery on a camper*
Nico: You know that surgery is practically stabbing someone to life.
Will:*Looks at Nico* Please Never EVER become a surgeon.
Nico: Nah, I would just kill him.
#6
Nico: Can you please stop talking about me like that? Nico this, Nico that. You won't even remember my last name in ten years.
Will: That's because in ten years you'll have my last name.
Percy: ...
Annabeth: ...
Jason: Clink, Clink Bitch. I call dibs on first toast.
Hazel: I call flower girl.
#7
Employee: How'd you like your coffee?
Nico: I like my coffee how I like my women.
Employee: ... Hot? Sweet?
Nico: I don't like coffee, I want some cake. Preferably Vanilla Lemon.
#8
What if Nico was the one who landed on Ogygia at some point after the Titan war
Calypso: Hi
Nico: Bitch I'm gay
Nico: ** Walks away**
THREE HOURS LATER
Calypso: And he had the most beautiful Sea-Green eyes
Nico: I MeAN SEerIouSLY. ANd His SMilE!!
Calypso: Perfect.
#9
Leo: Listen little buddy you've got to expect the unexpected
Nico: **SLAPS HIM**
Nico: You expect that bitch.
#10
Leo: Behold the greatest creation of mankind, the spork!
Nico: Ah yes, I love the enthusiasm and agree. A spork can stab someone and quite nicely and the curvature from the spoon aspect keeps the blood running. Kills them in little time.
Leo: Are you... Are you okay
Nico Di Angelo
Parentage: Son of Hades and Maria Di Angelo
Family: Bianca Di Angelo(Deceased) & Hazel Levesque
Significant Annoyance: William Solace, (Son of Apollo)
Powers/ Abilities: Geokinesis, Necromancy, Osteokinesis, Death Trance, Umbrakinesis, Shadow travel, Thermokinesis, Hypnokinesis, Phobkinesis, (Note there are more powers under Necromancy and Umbrakinesis)
Weapon of choice: Syginian Iron Sword, Darkness, Fear
Age: 14
Sex: Male and gay
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