Who Done Goof

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Yooooo!!! How's everyone? I've been excited to publish these, it just spices my life a little bit more. Please enjoy! We're pretty close to the end!

Zora's POV

Googleplier and I leave his house. He shuts and locks the door behind him.

"We're good to go." I smile and he smiles back then we head back out. About 5 minutes in I had a bad feeling in my chest.

"Are we gonna avoid Damian?"

"Of course Zora. After what he's been trying to do, it only seems obvious that we should avoid him at all costs," Google reassures me and pats my back.

I awkwardly nod and look out around the world. We walk past houses and sheds. Past hotels and skyscrapers. Past suites and luxury stores. Then we meet the castle.

Google pulls out a little booklet out of a plate in his left arm and opens it to a page.

"Here. Read this spell. It should teleport us into the castle without Damian seeing us. But.... (there are some weird side effects)," Google mutters out the last sentence but I can't hear it. I awkwardly grab it from him and look on the page. He grabs my left hand and I read the spell.

Instantly I feel the spell move us into the castle. I look around and find us inside my room.

"Wow, that actually worked," I say and happily sigh. Google nods in agreement and looks out the doorway. He closes it and looks back at me.

"The coast is clear but we should strategize first. Damian, as far as I'm aware, should be in the south wing in Dark's room. As long as we avoid his room I think we should be good," I nod in understanding.

"What wing are we in currently?"

"South wing, actually, but his room is in the opposite direction of where we need to go so it doesn't matter," Google answers. I nod again and sit on my bed.

"Okay tell me the plan."

"We need to make one first," Google remarks. I awkwardly laugh at myself. Of course, we need to make a plan first!

"Well, what are the basics needed in the plan?" I restate, he nods happily.

"First, we need a body for Y/n. This can be done a few ways. We could steal someone's body, build one, or use spells. Which one we do will affect the first plan of attack," Google explains.

"Well, stealing someone's body is kind of rude. So basically do we want them to be a robot or a person?"

"Or a monstrosity actually. It's always a possibility," Google butts in. I stare at him and nod uncomfortably. 

"How should we do this?" I ask him as I look down at the floor to figure out ideas. 

"How about a coin flip?"

"I was just about to say that," I exclaim. He excitedly nods and pulls a coin out of nowhere. 

"You call one out in the air. If it lands on the one you say, we go robot. If it lands on the other one we use spells. Ready?" I nod. He places it on his hand like so and flips it in the air. 

"Heads!" I call out. It falls to the floor. I jump off my bed to see what it lands on. 

"Robot it is!" I say and hand the coin to Google with a silly smile on my face. 

"You weird sometimes. I swear you're a 6-year-old," Google looks away while slightly laughing and smirks. 

"That was 8 years ago. Besides, who needs to grow up? I got you to take care of me," I smile and lightly elbow him.

"I'm not a maid ego, we have maidiplier for that. Really though, we need to figure out how we plan on building this body," Google answers. I nod and look around my room before grabbing my laptop. 

"We could research this on my laptop. Wait, shouldn't you know how to build robots? I mean come on, you're a fricking robot!" I yell in sudden realization. He shushes me before nodding and walking over to the door. 

"I do, but we technically don't need to. I found some spare unused robots in one of the cells here. I'm pretty sure they were being made for some other robot egos that never came to be part of our world. We could use one and barely have to lift a finger!" Google exclaims and he leans back on the door. 

"Perfect! Let's go. Lead the way sir Googleplier!" I exclaim. He nods and opens the door and we head out down the hall. 

***Shortly Waited Time Skip***

We reach the bottom of the stairs to the cellar. I run down the hall while looking in each cell for the robots. I spot it in one of the cellars and slow to a stop and wave back at Google. He sprints down the hall and stops next to me and looks inside. 

"Good spot Zora! I'll pull them out and we pick one. Okay?" I nod and watch as he drags them across the floor and out into the hall. He pulls out a total of five. They all look different, different heights, different builds, different faces. I look at them then notice Google point at one. 

"I think we should go with this one. It looks just like the Y/n I remember. You agree?" Google requests. I just nod to make him happy. He nods back and puts all the other ones back. 

"Now let's get this one to my room. I should have everything we need to get the process started," Google commands. I nod and grab one of the legs and try to pull it along. It doesn't work.

"How about you levitate it. Use a power you got from Darkiplier. You've shown to be able to control it," he butts in. I take a deep breath and nod. 

"I forgot that was a thing. Okay, I'm gonna do it." I close my eyes tight and hold up my hands. I slightly open one of my eyes and see that it's floating. I open both of my eyes and lower my arms down," I did it."

"Of course you did, you're Darkiplier's daughter. Come now, we need to hurry if we want to start on phase two," Google points out looking down the hall.

"Okay," I chirp and we head back up and to Google's room. Silently. 

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