Bad End Friends Get Their Good Ends!

Chapter 32: The Author

Stanley's p.o.v

I looked up at the portal I was operating, and to my suprise, Bill was true to his words! Standing right in front of me was my brother! He had changed over the past thirty years. He apparently was still a nerd! He had now had grey hair, just like me. He was still wearing his nerdy glasses, and his face was all scruffy. He was wearing a black turtleneck, black tail coat, a black sash, and black work boots. On his back, he had a gun attached to his sash. He looked up at me with a blank expression. I then started to speak up,"Finally, after all these years of waiting, your finally here, brother!" I looked up at him with a smile plastered across my face! Apparently, he had a more, different response. As I opened my arms up to hug him, his hand met my face, as he decided to punch me in the cheek!"Hey what was that for?" I started to complain. He went on telling me that, " This was an insanely risky move restarting the portal didn't you hear my-", my brother soon got caught off guard by something. He looked up in fear as he saw Cipher right behind me! He pulled out his gun as he screamed,"GET DOWN DEMON!" Bill teleported behind Mabel trying to escape from fate! I pulled up and said," Sixer stop, he won't hurt us, trust me!" He looked at me with a face of rage, as he bellowed," Trust you, trust him, you really think I'm gonna trust you guys, after what had happened thirty years ago!" He came at me, and I started throwing punches, he dodged and he came around me like I was about to get arrested or something!" Don't think I'll take it easy on you just, because your, family, grrrr!" I started to say as he pinned me to the ground. Mabel looked at us, confused as she yelled," Hi, Mabel here, one question WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?" My brother let me go saying," Stan you didn't tell me there were children down here, and on top of that two DEMONS!" There your family poindexter, Shermy's grandkids!" I replied. He looked at them as if nothing had happened," I have a niece and nephew!" He said in a tiny voice. He went up to Mabel, and gave her a handshake as he said,"Greetings, do kids still say greetings, I haven't been in this dimension for a really long time?" Mabel smiled, and then she saw the catch about my brother, his six fingers! She stared at him amazed, as she started to compliment my brother," Woah, a six fingered handshacke, it's a full finger friendlier then normal!" My brother started to chuckle," I like this kid, she's wierd!" Dipper soon started to regain consciousness, and caught on to who was in front of him," Oh my gosh, your the Author of the journals!" Bill chipped in saying, "Correct Pine Tree, ding ding!" Ford completely ignored him as he questioned Dipper," You've read my journals?" He started to pull one out as he asked his question. Dipper replied by saying,"I haven't just read them, I lived them, and I got so many questions, I, wheez, wheez, wheez! Oh I think in gonna throw up, uhh no false alarm, uhh just got to ride it out!" Ford told us," There would be time for questioned later, now tell me you three are there any servailance tapes, does anyone know about this portal?" Bill responded with," Relax, just us!" My brother looked at us all relieved, Mabel then wanted to know our backstories, since I never really told them. Dipper started to get curious also, so me, my bro bro, and Bill had to tell them.

I started saying, " It all happened a life time ago! Me and my brother lived with my ma and pa at the old Family Pines Pawn Shop! My dad was as tough as a cinder block, no sense of humor, and not easily impressed,"I'm not impressedl!"I said in my dads voice. My mom was a phsycopathical lier, which served her well as a phone phsicic!" That will be 99 cents per hour, no your overpriced, yeah I predicted you would hand up!" My makeshift mom said. I started back up with the story saying," And then there was my nerdy twin brother, as if his high IQ wasn't enough, he also had a rare disorder, six fingers on each hand, but put aside by that we were a great team, and each day we would explore the beach, looking for something new. The flashback cut to me, and my brother when we were kids. We looked at a boarded up cave that had a sign that said," NO TRESPASSING!" In capital letters. My little brother said," Woah, a mysteriously boarded up cave, possibly haunted by pirate ghost!" I spoke up saying," Yeah, ladies first!" I looked over at my brother, and playfully punched him in the arm as he laughed! He went up to the cave and started pulling at the boards, trying to peel them off. He failed, as he fell on the ground with a big,"Hmph!" I told him that," It was a good thing he had his smarts for I had another thing, hmmm, what was it called, oh, that's right punching!" I punched all five boards, making a gateway for us to go in! I told him,"Don't worry bro wherever we go we go together, Don't forget to leave our names so they know who owns the place! " Inside we saw a boat, that was a little broken up, but it was still a cool sight! My brother said it was awesome, and I said," This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I once saw a dead rat floating in a bucket!" "Eww, what's wrong with you?" my brother asked. He asked me," Do you know what this thing needs?" I responded by saying,"Flagssss!" We started pushing the boat out of the cave chanting," Kings of New Jersey, Kings of New Jersey!" We both had used our shirts as flags, and now we had a huge sun burn! We used some black paint, and named our boat a special name, my brother came up with it," I called this The Stan O' War!" My brother said with happiness, but that happiness disappeared when my brother was hit in the head with a rock!" Oww, what the heck" my brother had said, rubbing his head! We heard a voice say," Well well well, if it ain't the loser twins, nice boat, did you get it at the dump!" The bully laughed at us, as he gave his other two friends a high five! I started to speak up saying, " You wouldn't know, get lost!" I put my hand up in a fist, trying to intimidate them, but it failed! The bully speaked up saying,"Listen dorks, and listen good! Your a six fingered freak, and your just dumber a sweatier version of him, and your lucky you have each other cause niethier of you will make any friends!" The three bullies started to ride off, laughing! I didn't care one bit about what they said, my brother on the other hand, well it really took it's toll on him! He stared at his hand sympathetically, and feeled pity for himself! I told him," Don't listen to them!" He started to tear up a little yelling," BUT, I am a six fingered freak, I just wonder if there is anywhere I would fit in!" I told him to cheer up and that," One day you and me are going to sail away from this dumb town! We are going to sail the world, get all of the girls, and be an unstoppable team of adventurers!" He looked up at me as he said," Really!" I held out my hand and said," High six!" and of course he did the same and we finished our handshake!