Bad End Friends Get Their Good Ends!

Chapter 13:Meeting

                        Bipper p.o.v

I took William back to the house that was now a mansion. He started to remind me of my brother, Will Cipher. I knew that I would save him, but now was not the time for a meeting with everyone. Tree gnome wanted to get to know everyone so I allowed it. This would be fun! It also turns out that me and spring locks have a lot in common, we both kill, we both are possessing someone/something, we both killed our family, etc. It was time to get this show on the road!

When we got back to the mansion I helped spring locks get settled. When it was time for the meeting I decided that I would wear a black suit, (similar to the one I wore at Mabel's puppet show)
A top hat, and black dress shoes.

When I got there everyone was at the table. We all were doing our own thing, I was stabbing myself with forks, Wirt was reading, star was staring at me weirdly, Marco was questioning his life choices, Finn and Mabel were crying for some unknown reason, Fritz and Spring trap were sharpening there knives, and Morty was building some weird gadget thingy. Attention everyone!
                    Nobody's p.o.v
Bipper: Thank you all for coming!
Morty: We were forced to Cipher!
Finn: Y-yeah y-you would k-kill me I-if I d-didn't.
Spring trap: Why is that one crying?
Fritz: Why are you a big dumb bunny?

They all start bickering and bickering not shutting up. Bipper gets frustrated and turned red, he was really mad!

Bipper: LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFE SPAN, DUMB FACED, SKIN PUPPETS! OR I SWEAR YOU GUYS WILL BE SENT TO HELL ON EARTH!
Finn: p-please d-don't kill m-me?
Wirt: Calm down!
D Marco: You look madder than Tom when I danced with Star!
M Star: I loved that day!
Bipper: Any way we're all here to find out about ourselves. Of course, I already know EVERYTHING about you guys but some people don't. So that's why we're here! We will go down the line and we will tell one thing about ourselves. I'll go first, my name is actually Bill Cipher but I'm possessing a pre pubescent child named Dipper Pines
Mabel: W-wait Dipper? ~Sobbs~
Bipper: Wait, Mabel I'll be right back!

Bipper gets Mabel to come back by promising to give her some candy!

Bipper: we're finally back!
Mabel: Yep
Wirt: I guess I'll go next, greetings my name is Wirt and I like to read, also I've got the powers of The Beast from the UKNOWN.
Finn: W-well I used to have a d-dog  but JAKE  WHY!
Everyone: NEXT!
D Marco: Sup, I'm Marco and I got cursed.
M Star: I'M SINGLE BOYS TAKE ME KNOW!
Evil Morty: I'm really good at building I guess!
Fritz: I hate pie!
Spring Trap: I killed kids in a reststruant for a living. Also why is there a weird kid floating next to Bipper?
Bipper: What, no, as if. Pfft!
Dipper: Go die Bill!
Bipper: I think we should end this meeting REMEMBER REALITY IS A ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYE!