BTS TEXTS

SHE CURSES?????

Jungkook: making my way downtown walking fast passing by faces and I'm homebound

Yoongi: *plays piano*

Hoseok: I just woke up to this

You: @ Jung kook and Yoongi please stfu and let me sleep

Taehyung: now now cutie pie how could you curse

You: everyone would curse at least once in their lifetime

Hoseok: I thought she was innocent but no

You: puh lease

You: it's not like you don't watch porn

Taehyung: is it safe to say that she's an adult with a cute baby face?

Yoongi: ahem jungkook ahem

Jungkook: what

Taehyung: she reminds me of you somehow

Seokjin: in this world we slut drop

Seokjin: *slut drops confidently*

Namjoon: morning everyone

Jungkook: morning namjoon hyung

Jimin: ah I see Y/N is this type of girl

Jimin: so what do you watch?

You: anime. I'm currently on Hyouka

Seokjin: *slut drops confusingly*

Taehyung: I thought you asked her what porn she watches?????

Jimin: is she pure or is she not

Hoseok: now I just want breakfast

You: you mean, Yoongi juices?

Hoseok: what the fuck

Taehyung: I see she ships Sope

Yoongi: I'm not a food

Yoongi: I'm a human

Jungkook: I made food

Jungkook: it's chow time

Seokjin: *slut drops hungrily*

Namjoon: let's just, order from deliveroo

Hoseok: I agree entirely