BTS TEXTS

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You: as the narrator of this play, I bring forth thou, the very play to you.

You: ofc please give your kindest support to this play.

He who wishes for thou moon
Written by: n0mj00nie
Played by: BTS

Namjoon: Oh my dear lord, what have I done, for thee I have no friends

Seokjin: what the fuck Namjoon

You: shut up this is a fucking play

Seokjin: okay okay

Namjoon: I wish upon thee moon, for I always wanted not art money but thee true friends.

Namjoon: I wished upon thee moon.

Namjoon looks at the cutout cardboard moon.

Namjoon: Alas! Friends came my way, and fans came my way! I was beyond happy

Yoongi: Yo Namjoon, I guess we're living together now.

Yoongi fell on the couch sleeping

Jungkook: N-Namjoon h-hyung!! You're v-very cool!

JungKook seen worshipping a cutout of Namjoon debut picture

Taehyung: idk why I'm here but okay I can play the sax

Taehyung plays the sax to wake Yoongi up.

Seokjin: hi Im new and please take care of me! I'll cook for you in return!

Seokjin cooking in the kitchen

Hoseok: Hello! I'm Hoseok! Nice to meet you! I love to dance! Let me show you some cool ass moves.

Hoseok break dances in the living room.

Jimin: Hi Im Jimin! Where's the toilet I've been holding my pee for too long.

Jimin goes into the toilet to pee, no I'm not showing a description of how he pees you perverts

Namjoon: I met six wonderful guys, all given to me by thee moon

Namjoon: we sang, rap, and danced together. The nights all go with us together.

Namjoon: thee moon gave us fans supporting us in whatever we do. We received huge support all over the world.

Namjoon: thank you moon, for granting this moonchild wishes. Let other moonchildren have thee wishes.

Moonchild start playing

Hoseok starts break dancing.

You: the end.

You: bow you turds

You: clap