BTS TEXTS

Frosty The Snowman

Hoseok: itssssssss Christmas!!!

Yoongi: last I checked it was still November

Taehyung: hi my name is pretty

Jungkook: and my name is ugly

Taehyung: together we're pretty ugly

Hoseok: I snorted my way through this

Namjoon: great phrase though

Seokjin: *slut drops comically*

Yoongi: seokjin hyung needs to stop shut dropping all the time

Seokjin: *slut drops disapprovingly*

Seokjin: no dinner for you @ Yoongi go starve

Yoongi: IM SORRY HYUNG PLEASE NO

Yoongi: well actuay I aint sorry

Yoongi: I can always hibernate

Hoseok: speaking of which, where's Y/N and Jimin?

You: Oh he's over at my house :)

Taehyung: what the frick

Taehyung: I, the God of looks, demand you, Y/N, to invite me to your house

You: no you suck

Taehyung: gAsP

Taehyung: I shall curse you

Namjoon: no one is gonna curse anyone here

Taehyung: okay

Taehyung: send me her address so that I can go there and curse her

Jimin: xxx xxxx xxx

Taehyung: okay I'm going there

Taehyung: wait a sec

Taehyung: THATS MY WORKPLACE HOW COULD YOU

Jimin: you had a picture of her there go there

You: WHAT

Y/N has blocked, banned, removed, and deleted Taehyung out of her life

You: how despicable

Jungkook: me 2

You: shut up this ain't about minions

Jimin: well let's go watch the minions, how about that?

You: okk :)

Namjoon: this is favourism

Seokjin: *slut drops in disapproval*

You: you aint at my house anyways

Hoseok: she's getting bold woah

You: sorry that was Jimin

You: I just went to the toilet

Jimin: no I didnt do it :(

Taehyung: aDMiT iT fOoL

Jimin: shoo @ Taehyung

You: Jimin, let's just go and watch the minions

Jimin: okk