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Food For Thought

Seokjin: hello you awesome people!¡!¡!

Seokjon: I am Seokjin wait

Seokjin: I am Seokjin and ill teach you how to cook :D

Seokjin: today we will be making shepherd pie :D

Seokjin:... Er yes we're using beef, because beef is da best *shiny eyes*

Seokjin:... Er I was not aware of that I'm sorry, we're using chicken instead.

Seokjin: for me chicken is versatile!!

Seokjin: so to begin, we boil some potatoes

Seokjin: *drowns le potatoes*

Seokjin: while it boils, we start making the filling!!

Seokjin: to start making the filling, add sum oil and the chopped onions into a pan.

Seokjin: stir it around and add the frozen carrots and corns

Seokjin:... No we're not using peas because *snaps fingers*

Jungkook: *holds a banner that says "PEAS SUCK" *

Seokjin: okay shoo

Seokjin: then add the minced chicken and stir.

Seokjin:... Yes it's minced, what you think, puting chicken wings in the pie? No!

Seokjin: next up we add sum tomato sauce.

Seokjin:... Er I was not aware of that. Sorry.

Seokjin: remember the canned mushroom soup? *shiny eyes* the life saver

Seokjin: I'm showing a picture real quick

Seokjin: yes somewhat like that

Seokjin: add a tablespoon of the mixture, without preparing it at all, yes straight from the can, to the pan and stir.

Seokjin: trust me it's great.

Seokjin: then we're done with the filling!!

Seokjin: okay so the potatoes are done dyin- I mean, cooking.

Seokjin: if you haven't peel the potatoes, peel it you turd

Seokjin: add them into a large mixing bowl... No not that large

Seokjin: okay add sum milk and butter and mash em

Seokjin: die you turds *mashes fervently*

Seokjin:... Er I apologize for the previous message.

Seokjin: once it's done and mashed to deat- I mean, perfection, it's time to load it up.

Seokjin: now, HOLY SHIT I FORGOT TO PREHEAT THE OVEN

Seokjin: er excuse that message yea haha

Seokjin: before you start cooking the potatoes and filling, please preheat the oven

Seokjin: now, take out a tin tray, and load the bottom with the filling.

Seokjin:... Yes yes like that

Seokjin: then we load the potatoes on top, and make it even

Seokjin: break an egg, not a leg that would have hurt, and mix it, before using it as egg wash. Brush it onto the top.

Seokjin: put it inside the oven and let it burn to deat- I mean, cook

Seokjin: and now go clean up while we wait for fifteen minutes.

Seokjin: alright, it's done, and you may eat it immediately so that you can burn your tongue.

Seokjin:... I was told to get off from this chat so adios

Namjoon: I hope you all did not eat it immediately, that would have hurt.