BTS TEXTS

Wondering

Jungkook: I have collated a list of things that might be weird

Jungkook:

1. Why do we think of aliens as weird when we haven't seen them irl before
2. Why does the earth chooses the sphere shape and not other shapes
3. Why is Jin Hyung burning marshmallows in the backyard

Jimin: buzzfeed unsolved

Seokjin: sheesh I'm not burning them I'm roasting them

Namjoon: they are melting

Seokjin: so? I'm the cook here bitch I decide what I cook

Taehyung: the marshmallow is dripping into the grass and onto Jin Hyung converses

Seokjin: NOOOOO MY CONVERSES

Hoseok: I prefer puma shoes but ogay

Jimin: I love.....

Jimin: Puma

Jungkook: TIMBERLANDS

Taehyung: I love my Gucci slippers

Seokjin: WE GET THAT YOURE RICH

Taehyung: ogay geez

Namjoon: I'm fine with any shoes

Yoongi: I love converses

Namjoon:didn't you write lyrics where you rap out that you didn't like converses

Hoseok: Hoe that was for a sex part-

Yoongi: Seokie is right

Namjoon: didn't know you were this kind of guy

Yoongi: sheesh who's the one that downloaded porn

Namjoon:but yall watch it

Seokjin: okay guys campfire is cancelled

Jungkook: taehyung you owe me ten bucks

Taehyung: cmon djndjfjd

Jimin: did yall just bet-

Jungkook: wanna see again?

You: guys I found burnt marshmallows being stomped on by a shoe

You: who did it

Hoseok: everyone eyes turn to Jin hyung

Seokjin: SHEESH