Sample Of My Pasta

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You: I am starving
I need some bread
First we dance
Now I go and sit down
Oh it's my turn
Get to stomp all around
Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky!
Oh no dang!
All these giraffes give me glances cause I dance in the sun
Oh now I kick cause there's dust in my lungs
Can anybody tell me where I am?
Always wonder why it smells like the trash
If you know what I mean

Cute bird!
No no no no no no no no!
I say no no!
And then I say yes yes yes
Hey look a motorcycle
I do this and glisten in the sun and I know

You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!

Paint the sofa, go to bed
Steal some snow then buy an egg
Show your muscles, work on walking
You know how to dance! Baga baga!
I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan
And then I'll pour the onions in
And now I spin!
I'm tough!
Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher
At least I'm better than these people on the floor
Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard
Gonna sit down here - OW!
Somebody must have lost a spiky ball!

No no no no no no no no!
I say no no!
And then I say yes yes yes
I'm riding on a leopard
And now I'm punching out my rage and I know

You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!

I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul
So I keep on dancing!

You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!
You took a sample of my pasta!

I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul

Yoongi: what the fuck

You: search on YouTube "Sample of My pasta"

You: You took a sample of my pasta

Hoseok: what the

Jimin: Ididnotexpectthisbutokay

Jungkook: EYYYY Y/N

You: EYYYYY

Namjoon: since when I need some bread and dance?????

Taehyung: since 1994

Namjoon: ¬_¬

Hoseok: wow I paint a sofa and then go to bed, steal some snow and buy an egg

Hoseok: you can steal snow

Seokjin: I just watched it

Seokjin: it made me sing the "I'm feeling low" part really weird but funny

Taehyung: I laughed the hardest at that

Jimin: wld 100% cry for a train

JungKook: we all know you all secretly love this

Yoongi: Oh shut up :)

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