Chapter 12
“Why yo’ ass asking me?” He glares at me.
“I just wanna know bitch, because yo’ ass ran away like a little kid.” I say.
“I’m not a little kid, I just really like to play kid games, and run away when I am scared” He says looking like a 5 year old that needs a spanking. “Well you are to skanky for me, like you probably grew up twerking right when you came out, and you wear yo’ slutty ass dresses.” He says calmly
“You know nothing about my ass, I am dumb as fuck, and I like to party. I ain’t a skank, I just really love fried chicken, and Chris Brown. I don’t like yo ass bitch, you so rude.” I scream, and he forms his fist into a ball, dumb bitch.
“Yo’ ass knows what Harrliantwan, I don’t wanna kiss yo’ ass anyway, because yo mouth is dirtier, that Molisha’s pussy.” I tell him, and twerk my way to the door handle. The vodka has made me into a mini Fergy, because I am feeling so hot right now.
“Where yo ass going?” Harryliantwan says. What the fuck, you moody little bipolar drag queen.
“I am gonna twerk my way downstairs to twerk on the table.” I say, and give him a dumb look.
“Its too late to twerk on the table alone.”
“You wanna twerk with me, or will that make yo’ ass skanky.” I slap him with my liquor bottle.
“Do you always twerk at parties?” he ask with a small smile.
“Yes bitch, no shit I always twerk at parties, what the fuck else would I do, read a book?” I shout at him. I begin to twerk my little ass out.
“Theresandra!” He says so quietly, its almost quieter than Li Li. His face looks like he just got beat up by Chris Brown. “Why don’t yo’ ass sit down, before yo’ ass goes downstairs?” I slap him again, and sit down.
“I think I need some aqua bitch.” I say to Harrliantwan.
“Here.”
“I need some aqua bitch, not yo’ ghetto ass liquor.” I say to him with an extra smart mouth.
“It is water beyatch, I don’t drink you shit.” he says. I start cracking up, because this chicken leg don’t fucking drink. Has he even lived in his life?
“Yo’ ass ain’t gonna baby sit me right, because I wanna go back out there and drink.” I really just want to get more drunk, and feel more like Beyonce. “You kill my vibe.” I say
“Thats rude, why you so rude?” He says, his tone sad, “And yeah bitch, I am gonna sit here and be yo’ daddy.” he says and twerks his way next to my ass. I can taste a hint of fried chicken on the rim of the ratchet cup, and can’t help but think about how Harryliantwan’s chicken mouth taste like. God sounds so delish, even more delish that Nowaqua’s scent.
After minutes of me twerking, Harryliantwan finally speaks up like a chicken. “Can I ask you a question?”
The look on his face tells me he wants to know how I can twerk it like that. “Sure”
“What do you want to do after college?” He ask, and I laugh. That is the last thing I though I would think about. I probably will become a stripper, or like a 50 Shades of Grey writer, not sure yet.
“Well, I want to be a stripper, or a writer, whichever, I don’t really care.” I probably shouldn’t have told him I wanted to be an author, maybe he will think I am too sexual. “I stole some of your books.”
“Why?”
“Because, they looked hot..” I say blushing, because the books were really sexy.
“Your boyfriend is a thug?”
“Don’t talk about Nowaqua like that or I will cut your ass.” I scream. Harryliantwan laughs, and I stand up. He can’t just talk shit about Nowaqua like that, unless he is me. “Yo’ ass could only dream you were as swaggy, as him.”
“Swaggy? The first thing that comes to your mind about yo’ bae, is he is swaggy? No he is a thug.”
“He isn’t a thug, he is a swag bitch. Now leave Nowaquah alone, before I call him to cut your ass.”
“I know he is a thug.” Harrliantwan says, and starts laughing.
“Well he ain’t bitch, now leave me the fuck alone, before I cut yo’ ass in half, and steal all yo’ chicken legs.”
Tip #5: Don’t even talk to Queen Tessandrea, because she will cut yo’ ass in half.
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After Ghetto
FanfictionTessandra Ty’shae is an 18 year old college student with a ghetto life, horrible grades, and a swaggy boyfriend. She never had things planned, until she met a boy just like her, but more ghetto named Harryliantwan. He always sags his pants, and he m...
