Imagines // Commentary Cancer :)

5 stars - Memeulous

It was a typical Friday night for me. I had driven all over town, taking drunk people home or to another bar. It was nearing 12am when I told myself one more lift and I was done.

Not going to lie, being an Uber driver is a lot of fun. Meeting new people, talking to everyone, just driving around London, I love everything about it.

Sure, there are some people who are complete mongs, but that's only a small majority. I've only had to tell three couples so far that car sex - while i'm in the car - is a big no.

Anyway I'm getting sidetracked.

I look down to check the time, '11:38pm' it reads, glowing red. Sighing I look back to the road and pull up too a red light.

My phone dings, meaning I have another pick up. I accept it and start driving to the location, of course it's another bar.

As I arrive, I check the name of whoever ordered it. Laughing as I read the name 'Big Meme Daddy' shaking my head. I park my car, only a few seconds later a bloke with brown fluffy hair opens the front door.

"Uber for 'Big Meme daddy?" I giggle, asking the bloke. He shakes his head laughing,

"That would be us." He says opening the door as all 3 of his mates climb into the back.

"So it's (Y/n) innit?" One of the blokes in the back asks, he has blondish brown hair that's swept over into a fringe.

"That's me, so what's your names?" I ask, trying to make conversation. I hear a bunch of murmurs from the back seat.

I start driving down the street,

"Oh well, i'm George." the guy in the front seat says grinning,
"That's will, Alex and Stephen." He says pointing to them in order. I nod, still concentrating on the road.

All the boys, except George, are blind drunk. They were hilarious to watch, all arguing over a football match and anything else they could think of.

Their destination was in North London, so it was around a 20 minute drive from the pub I picked them up from.

Laughing along to any drunk jokes they try to make,

"I can't believe I hit 1 Mil already." Will says slurring. I look at George silently asking him to elaborate,

"Oh were all Youtubers and Will here just hit a million subs." He explains, smiling. I nod intriguingly.

"So how many subs do you have?" I ask George, looking in the mirror to see that both Alex and Stephen have just passed out.

"Just over 2.5 million." He says bashfully, not boasting about it like I thought he would.

"That's impressive." I encourage,
"What kinda videos do you make?"

"Mostly commentary, sometimes kid game gameplays with my mate Joshy." George says, he looks embarrassed. I smile at him and he grins back.

Finally pulling up to the apartment block, we look back to see all 3 of them passed out.

"Uh would you mind helping me?" George asks pointing to his friends then to the building. I nod and hop out of the car, I open the back door and shake Stephen awake. His eyes flutter then he squints hardly. I help him out of the car and hook my arm under his. George has woken up Will and Alex, who, with the help of George, are both stumbling towards the main entrance. We ride the elevator up and I help George get the boys to their bedrooms.

With a sigh I walk out back into the living room, George following behind me.

"Thank you so much." He says smiling,

"No problem!" I reply, he pulls out his phone and pays me through the app. He walks me downstairs and to my car, the both of us are laughing and joking around.

"Hey, uh, wait!" He says as I get into my car, I turn around and he looks at me awkwardly, which I find adorable.
"Could I get your number?" He asks bashfully.

"Oh s-sure!" I stutter, boys don't usually ask me for my number.

We exchange numbers and I slide back in my car. Driving off I watch in the re-view mirror as he dawdles back inside, his attention placed on his phone.

Suddenly my own phone dings and I laugh as I read the alert;

'Big Meme Daddy' has given you 5 stars!'

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It's short, i'm sorry!!

I'll update again this arvo :)

- Emeryx