The Onceler had just finished eating shepherd's pie when he decided to go outside for a stroll in the truffula trees.
Lmao there was a hole
He fell through a dark abyss before thudding onto the ground. His vision was hazy, but he could just make out a short blue and white figure standing above him.
"Hey." the figure said.
"WTF" replied the Onceler.
"Hey maannn, nice stripes Do you come here often?" ;) ;) ;)
"Bitch, why you drill a hole in my garden?"
"I can drill a hole in you" ;) ;) ;)
"Dude that's gay."
"You're the one who's inside of my hole." ;) ;) ;)
"DUDE U GROSS! GET OUTTA MY FACE!!"
"Stop it honey, or I'm gonna have to show you a BAD TIME"
"How bad can it be?"
YOU ARE READING
i Thneed u (sans x onceler)
Fanfictiononceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.
