slimy reptile

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by iwannakrillmyself

by iwannakrillmyself

"r u okay, bb?" asked the sans

"WHAT THE FUCK, NO?!" the onceler.

"guess that Twiceler kid was hungary" said sans

"Where does it go?" asked the onceler.

"i don't know bb, i don't......"

"Why don't we climb it?"

"EH. WHAT NO. WHY?" saids ans

"Omg you're afraid of the overworld. jeez you fuckin pussy WOW. You always actin like hot shit but you're a fucking bitch ass loser."

Immediately Sans' eyes gleamed an electric blue and pulsated. He rubbed his hands together violently, bones grinding. He then raised his hands in a pray-like position to his face and inhaled. He pointed his hands to the Onceler and screamed:

"BOI! YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKIN LAMP POLE YOU SKINNY ASS LANKY STRING BEAN, NO KNEECAP NOODLE LOOKIN LEGS"

Sans then noticed the Onceler tense up and stand straight. He then spoke, with a sudden Australian accent.

"SANS YOU DOG CUNT. YOU FUCKIN PIG. YOU FUCKIN SLEEZY ASS SLUT YOU WANNA F U CK I NG GO CUNT!?!?! YOU WANNA TASTE OF MY FUCKIN FISTS CUNT?!?! IM GONNA STEVE IRWIN YOU, YOU FUCKIN SLIMY REPTILE"

"crickey bb" snas said "fine i'll go. only if you go first, so i can see that VIEW MM"

"fine, slug"

They climb the stalk together, Sans bringing up the rear. The Onceler's buttocks obscuring the view of the top of the beanstalk.

"bb, your volumptious arse" sans exclaimed.

"what about it, whore?"

"'tis radiant, and is obscuring my vision of our destination. are we almost there?"

"yes, skelewhore"

"bb AUGH that's so sweat! MWAH MWAH" he kisses the onceler's ass "SMOOOOOOCHEY"

"Mark my words, I still have more fuel left to excrete."

"oh shit bb ok"

"yes it is. it is shit."

"im going to wipe your ass. come hither" sans said

Just as he said that, they reached the top of the beanstalk. They found themselves sitting on a cloud. A big green sign poked out of the cloud and read:

"WELCOME TO MIAMI"