the mayo egg

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by iwannakrillmyself

by iwannakrillmyself

The Onceler was confused AF once more...

Sans had just "GOTTEN LIT" to his own soundtrack. (It was low-key a good jam tho) All of a sudden, the Onceler's body started moving without his control...

THIS IS GETTING LIT LMAO

They then danced so fast and so hard that they were a blur. Then they rapidly began to shrink before Sans dabbed and the dab-rebound shot them into the air. They crashed through the bottom of the disco ball and to their horror it was filled with egg mayonnaise. Their velocity made the ball spin just under 90k/h and they were just rollin' in the freaking mayo.

They then cracked through the top of the disco ball at lightning speed to find that...

They weren't inside a disco ball, they were inside an egg.

The Onceler's egg to be precise...

Rather, it was ANOTHER ONCELER... (THE TWICELER??)

Sans then asked, "why was the egg filled with mayo, honey?"

The Twiceler then replied, "I just like mayo."

At this point, the Onceler was having an existential crisis.

Sans then winked at the Onceler as the Twiceler stood up... Sans and the Twiceler then approached the Onceler slowly... and seductively...