Sans was cooking dinner for the Onceler.
"wtf u makin' b?" questioned the Onceler.
"sausage... with a side of bitch lasagna" replied Sans.
"tf is bitch lasagna?" questioned the Onceler.
Sans then scooped all the sausages off the BBQ into his arms and began to peg them at the Onceler. "THIS IS YOUR FAMILY!!!" he screamed.
"bitch tf?!!"
"YOU... YOU ARE AN UNCULTURED SWINE!!!" A sausage hit the Onceler in the eye and he couldn't see... the last thing he heard was...
"RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
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Fanfictiononceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.