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The Onceler was now tied up and hung to a meat hook in Sans' cellar. It smelt like kermit sHIT! The Onceler then heard Sans coming down the stairs.

"damn honey.. u one thicc hunk o' meat" ;3 ;3 ;3

"BOI IT BE SMELLIN' LIKE KERMIT ASS CRACK IN HERE BOI GET ME TF OUT I SWEAR TO THE FATHER THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT I WILL PUMMEL U TO THE FLOOR NIG--"

Sans then jammed a huge cutlet of steak into the Onceler's mouth, almost suffocating him.

"(#&R^FTV^T(*#7ryeF9*)RUWHAJKDFILU*Y&O" retorted the Onceler.

Sans then ripped the piece of meat out of the Onceler's mouth...

"B I T C H   I   F I N N A   K I L L   Y O U" SCREAMED THE ONCELER

"Why? DOn't you like my meat??" ;3 ;3 ;3

"IM A VEGETARIAN U SHADY BITCH"

"Oh..." Sans then let the Onceler down. "Oh... I'm so sorry...."

The Onceler was confused a fuck, but the story must go on....

"What's your name?" The Onceler asked.

"It's.... it's....

     

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San's eye lit up... and he screamed:

"IT BOUT TO GET LIT IN HERE LMMAOOOOOOO"

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