The Onceler was now tied up and hung to a meat hook in Sans' cellar. It smelt like kermit sHIT! The Onceler then heard Sans coming down the stairs.
"damn honey.. u one thicc hunk o' meat" ;3 ;3 ;3
"BOI IT BE SMELLIN' LIKE KERMIT ASS CRACK IN HERE BOI GET ME TF OUT I SWEAR TO THE FATHER THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT I WILL PUMMEL U TO THE FLOOR NIG--"
Sans then jammed a huge cutlet of steak into the Onceler's mouth, almost suffocating him.
"(#&R^FTV^T(*#7ryeF9*)RUWHAJKDFILU*Y&O" retorted the Onceler.
Sans then ripped the piece of meat out of the Onceler's mouth...
"B I T C H I F I N N A K I L L Y O U" SCREAMED THE ONCELER
"Why? DOn't you like my meat??" ;3 ;3 ;3
"IM A VEGETARIAN U SHADY BITCH"
"Oh..." Sans then let the Onceler down. "Oh... I'm so sorry...."
The Onceler was confused a fuck, but the story must go on....
"What's your name?" The Onceler asked.
"It's.... it's....
San's eye lit up... and he screamed:
"IT BOUT TO GET LIT IN HERE LMMAOOOOOOO"
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i Thneed u (sans x onceler)
Fanfictiononceler falls underground... sans ain't prepared to show him a bad time.