SPN:Torn:Shotguns Or Wings? (Book 3)

Chapter 4: It's A Alpaca, Dumbass

*Castiel's POV*
I am in the middle of a war. In heaven and inside me. I am so destracted by my thoughts, I have to leave the battle, and I go to an empty Meadow surrounded by woods on earth. To think. I keep playing her face on repeat. The Hurt, tears, and anger cause all by me. I lied to her. I knew what I was doing. I wanted to kiss the demon. I don't know why, but I was fascinated with her. It doesn't help that when I went to see Nikki last night, (Invisibly) her and Dean were laying naked in bed, talking about their old relationship. She said she wasn't ready to be his girlfriend again, and wanted to take it slow. But that, she still loves him, and wants to see where it goes. He asked her about me, and she responded with "that selfish angel is dead to me." And that she hopes I'll be happy with my slut demon girlfriend. This is the last thing that I wanted. I love her. Yet I hurt her. And now I'll never get her back, and worst of all the part that bothers me the most, is that I feel bad for her being hurt but I don't feel bad or regret anything I did. What's wrong with me? What happens now?

*Niki's POV*
I wake up in Dean's arms. I hate myself for dreaming it was Cas' arms. Sam got his own room. So Dean and I are officially sleeping together again. Although we're not together yet. I feel bad because part of me is doing it for revenge on Cas, but the other half wanted this with Dean, since we split. I'm broken, numb, and just plain mad. I really hope he's happier with her or alone. And most of all, I hope he never speaks to me again. Because he's tainted by her now, the thought of his face it makes me nauseous now. But with his stupid decisions he's more like a demon then an angel to me now anyways, so they are truly a match made in hell.

We arrive at my father's, and begin doing research. He is shocked yet happy that Dean and I are somewhat back together. Suddenly Balthazar appears. He tells us Rafael is after a key that opens a room with all of heavens weapons in it. He gives us the key, draws a sigil on the window and throws us through it. We land on a soft mat on the floor. There's applause. We look around to see a movie set. Or TV set rather. It's a set of "Supernatural", a story about us and our lives. Everyone mistakes us for the actors that play us. Jensen Ackles is Dean, Jared Padelecki is Sam, and Katarina Collins is me. We decide we need to find Cas and see if he can send us back. We go outside and Dean prays to him. We look around and spot him a little ways away. We run up to him.

Dean:"Thank God. What is all this? What did Balthazar do to us?"

Cas looks at us confused like, then looks to the ground and looks back up at us and answers.

Cas:"To keep you out of Virgil's (Rapheal's henchman) reach, he's cast you into a alternate reality. A universe simular to ours, yet dramatically different."
Dean:"Like bazzaro earth? Yet instead of having bazzaro Superman, we get this clown factory."
Cas:"Um...Yeah well...Anyway, no time to explain. Do you have the key?"

Sam gives him the key.

Sam:"So, what's the deal with all this TV crap?"
Dean:"Amen, Padeleski."
Sam:"Um, Lecki, pretty sure it's Lecki."

Cas speaks to us but in a different voice. His deep one is gone. And pulls out a small packet of stapled papers and starts flipping through them.

Cas:"Man...Did they put out new pages?"
Dean:"What?"
Sam:"Is this some cosmic joke?"
Niki:"Yeah. Except that it's stupid and we don't get it."

Cas looks at us funny, and undoes his tie.

Cas:"Are you guys okay?"

Dean snatches the booklet.

Cas:"Hey babe, I made dinner reservations at 7pm tonight. Our favorite restaurant. So don't be late."

He says while looking at me. He then leans in and slaps my ass.

Niki:"Excuse me?"
Dean:"Hey. You blew your chance. Touch her again and I'll kill you."
Cas:"Okay, stay in character guys, whatever."
Dean:"These are words in a script. This Isn't Cas."
Niki:"Well, look at him."

He has his shirt unbuttoned and tie off and he's smiling at us funny.

Cas:"You guys wanna run lines, or..."
Dean:"His names Misha......

He looks at "Misha" and gives him a "really" look.

Dean:"Misha?"

Cas looks irritated by the comment.

Sam grabs the key back, and we walk off.

Misha:"You guys really punked me. Babe, don't be late. 7pm ok."

Dean suggests we try doing the same spell Balthazar did. To get us back home. But unfortunately, all the "props" are fake so we have nothing to do the spell with. "Jared's" diver asks Sam if he's ready to go home. He says yes, we climb in with him.

*At Jared's Mansion*
We walk in and Dean pours himself a drink. We hear a strange animal in the backyard. Dean looks out the window.

Dean:"Dude, you have a camel in your backyard."
Ruby:"It's a Alpaca Dumbass."
Dean:"Ruby?"
Gen:"Ruby, so halarious. Not."

She comes down the stairs and kisses Sam.

They go online and order all the crap needed for the sigil spell, with Jared's credit cards. Dean and I sleep on the couch, and Sam "sleeps" with Ruby, or Genivere actually.

*The Next Morning*
The driver takes us to the airport where our packages come in. Then he takes us back to the set. We had to film a scene, Dean and Sam where horrible. So horrible that the crew all thought they were on drugs or worse.

Misha finds me and chews me out for missing dinner, and not coming home last night. I tell him I ran lines with the guys and spent the night with Genivere. He says it's fine. Finally afterward we try the spell and jump through the window, only to land on the mat again. Virgil shows, we start whopping his ass, only to be stopped by the stunt crew. Virgil snatches the key from Sam, and runs off. Then Virgil kidnaps Misha at knife point. He kills Misha and used his blood to contact Rapheal. We go back to Sam's place and learn from Gen that Misha is dead. We go and wait for Virgil at the crime scene when all the cops leave. Virgil returns to the set and kills most of the crew, before we arrive and stop him. We show up kick ass, and take the key back.

Just then Rapheal activates the sigil for Virgil, and we jump through, back to our own reality.

Rapheal is in a woman's vessel.

Raphael demands the key. Balthazar arrives then, and reveals the key is a fake. And it was a ruse to keep Rapheal busy.

Right when Rapheal is fixn to kill us and Balthazar, Castiel arrives. He reveals to Raphael that he has all the weapons. He threatens Rapheal and she leaves.

Cas then zaps us back to Dad's. Promising to reveal what's going on soon. And then just disappears. We now reflect, that were back to a crummy house, with no money.

Sam:"At least were family again."
Niki:"Amen, Padeleski."

Love Score Points

Angel in a trenchcoat-10
Dean Winchester-60