How did we get here? *NOW WITH MILD LANGUAGE!*

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Amy

Dam you Naomi.

"Ahem, right let's go kill some Trojans" I say getting up and smoothing my skirt. I walk out of the tent and immediately run into the world's biggest arsehole. Agamemnon. Gods, I hate that guy.

"I heard there were goddesses in camp. I came to see them." he says in his disgusting voice. He looks me up and down. UGH!

"Well guess what Aggie, you are looking at one. Now go jump off a cliff!" I spit in his face.

He looks taken aback at my rudeness. I find it mildly satisfying.

"I beg your pardon milady but I am King Agamemnon not Aggie." he grumbles

"And I am Lady Phebe, Goddess of Loss. So you better watch your manners or I will make you forget your own NAME!" i yell. The commotion causes Naomi and Patrochilles to come out of the tent. Naomi's face turns to stone.

"Ah, you must be the second goddess. I am King-" he starts

"King Arsehole, go jump off a cliff!" Naomi snaps.

Aggie's eyes widen. I snigger. Achilles is showing the first signs of a smile.

"Right, well, I can see I am not wanted here." Aggie mumbles. I can't resist

"You are not wanted anywhere! Bazinga!" I send forth a puff of glittering amnesia dust. It hits Aggie in the face. His eyes go blank. His hands drop to his side. His mouth goes slack.

"Did you just?" Namoi starts

"Yes, yes I did," i say smiling. Aggie starts to come to.

"Hello, who am I?" he asks in a dreamy voice. He turns in a circle utterly bemused by the whole camp.

"Where am I? Who are you? What's this?" he picks up a sword. Ooops I think I used too much glitter.

Alisha

"Phebe!"

"Yes? Something the matter?"

"Something the matter?!" I repeat. "No, of course not. I mean it's not like you've just, oh you know, fudgeED UP THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE GODS DAM UNIVERSE! Also you've now ruined my one of my favourite parts of Troy story 2."

"Which bit was that?"

"The one in which his wife murders him."

Amy

In my defence watching Aggie play with a sword like it was a teddy bear was funny.

"Hey I am still learning how to control the whole magic glitter stuff. Plus Aggie might kill himself, saving his wife the time and effort to kill him." i say waving my hands around.

"Do you think you could tell me my name?" aggie says to me

"Why yes. Your name is 'I'm a fudging idiot'." He seems satisfied with answer and walks off.

Alisha

I pull out my phone and try to connect to the Wi-Fi in Olympus. Damn there's a password.

"Phebe what's the wi-fi password?"

"Patrochilles," was the response I got. Might as well give it a try.

Amy

Hey how would I know the wi-fi password. Zeus made it so it could be anything.

I notice the boys are looking at Naomi's phone.

"What happened to Lord Agamemnon?" i heard a low voice ask.

HORSE BOY!

"Odysseus! Hey buddy," his eyebrows crease in the center. Oh that's right he doesn't know me.

He looks at me for a while. "Do I know you?"

I decide the best way answer is just to ignore the question and answer the one about Aggie

"Well, you see I don't like Agamemnon so I did some magic and boom! He is now um even more of an idiot."

Odysseus shrugs his shoulders.