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Lovely_Flower💕

Um okay

Lovely_Flower💕

whats your name tho?

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

They call me Juan

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

They call me júan

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

They call me Carlton Tilak Rosalita's Martinez Lopez

Lovely_Flower💕

what the..

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

Jk

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

but daddy not telling.

Lovely_Flower💕
Asshole

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

mother trucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

Lovely_Flower💕

what? are you trying to be funny?

Lovely_Flower💕

I'll be funny!

Lovely_Flower💕

I'm hilarious!

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

is that so baby?

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

tell me one

Lovely_Flower💕

whats something red and bad for your teeth?

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

???

Lovely_Flower💕

A BRICK!

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

...

Lovely_Flower💕

Oh oh! I got another one.

Lovely_Flower💕

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist. "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" what did the pharmacist respond?

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

...

Lovely_Flower💕

"You mean aspirin?" LMFAOO

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

pass the fucking bleach

Lovely_Flower💕

why I outta slap your rude ass

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

nah ah my flower

Hoes_Call_Me_Daddy🔥👅

daddy's the one who slaps the asses around here.

Lovely_Flower💕

how dare you not appreciate my jokes you kinky son of a bitch.

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