A Priest Walks Into a Bar

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In the lovely bar of LA, LUX at the peak of midnight was filled with partiers and visitors of the Los Angeles. Especially in the Condo of Lucifer's, where a party was taking place with tons of guests. But for Azazel, it was a pain to be able to listen to the loud music that was many floors above his own.

"For Father's sake, Non forinsecus strepitu erit audivit." Azazel says snapping his fingers. Within moments, the loud music had been silenced from his home. "That's better. Don't you think, Ruth?"

  Spell Translation (Latin): No outside noise shall be heard 

Azazel looked towards his canine companion who was laying down on the couch beside him as he was read through an old hardback book with a glass of wine in hand. But only the sounds of Ruth's snoring was heard as he was fast asleep after the spell Azazel cast went into effect.

"Figures," Azazel says returning his attention to a low-class grimoire and placing his glass down. "If you plan on just watching me quietly, nothing entertaining is going to happen."

"Is that any way to speak to your eldest brother, Azazel?" A monotone familiar voice asked making Azazel become tense. Turning around quickly, he saw the person to be none other than his angelic older brother beside Amenadiel and Lucifer standing behind him.

"Michael," Azazel stood up from his seat and faced him in all of his glory. He had short blond hair, blue eyes and was slightly more built than Azazel and Lucifer but was close to the same height as Lucifer. "Seems that you adapted to Human's century of clothing style, unlike Amenadiel when it comes to just talking with a fallen sibling."

"Spare me the unnecessary commentary, Azazel," Michael tells him but seemed more like ordering him. "I'm going to explain this the simplest way I can. Father has a proposition for you."

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It was around 10 in the morning at Lux, meaning it was nice and quiet for Azazel to enjoy but he seemed more out of it than usual. Azazel stirred around his glass of whiskey at one of the rounded booths near the bar as Ruth was at his feet as usual and Maze was stocking the needed drinks at the bar.

Everything seemed like it was going to be quiet around Lux until opening. That was before someone walked in.

"Excuse me is Lucifer Morningstar around?" A sort of deep and polite masculine voice asked. Looking up, both Azazel and Mazikeen saw a dark-skinned man dressed as a priest.

"Father Frank... It's been awhile," Azazel says recognizing the priest.

"Axcel Marsh, I never thought I would see you again," Frank says walking down the stairs.

"Azazel, you know him?" Maze questioned, looking at the young fallen angel.

Azazel looks at her and gave her a smile. "I've been here longer than you. So, of course, I know him." He replied. "Oh, and it's just Azazel, Father. Why are you looking for my brother?"

"I need a favor from him," Frank explains, confusing Azazel a bit. Since when does a priest walk into a bar wanting to ask for a favor from the devil himself.

"Well, Luci is sure to have a laugh at this. No offense, Father," Azazel chuckled. "My brother doesn't usually to never have holy humans come asking for favors from him especially ones of the Lord's Churches."

"Please sit down, Lucifer should be back soon," Azazel motioned to the other side of the circular booth he was sitting at. Father Frank and Azazel had a small chat together til Lucifer had finally returned and headed to his room before Mazikeen informed him of their holy guest.

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