Ameripan One-Shots

Spying Gone Wrong.

It was a warm evening, so America and Japan kept the door open to let fresh air in. They were currently watching another scary movie much to Japan's annoyance. Little did they know, having the back door open would be a bad idea, since a certain Chinese man was spying on them from a tree and could see and hear everything. China may have said he couldn't protect his little brother forever, but that didn't mean he couldn't watch over him like a hawk. 25% of the time America and Japan spent together was watched by China, and they had no idea. Perched in a tree with binoculars in hand, China watched with distrust and would curse under his breathe at America, whenever he clung to Japan during the movie.

Then a Russian accent was heard, "What are you doing China?"

China yelped and fell out of the tree and over the fence, with Russia just barely managing to catch him. "What was that!?" America yelled. "America-san, it was probably just a bird." Russia was still holding China, and seemed really happy about it. However, China was not amused at all. "Let me down aru!" He said quietly. (Yeah Russia, this isn't a RoChu one-shot book! I do love the ship though) "Not until you tell me what you were doing in tree!" Although China didn't want to tell Russia what he was doing because it wasn't his business, he really wanted to get back to making sure his brother was safe. "I need to make sure that american idiot doesn't try to hurt my brother! Now let me down so I can get back to watching him aru!"

Instead of letting him down, Russia lifted China up so he could get back into the tree with more ease. China thought Russia was going to leave after that, but Russia ended up climbing the tree to sit next to him. So China sighed in defeat and just continued watching America and Japan. The movie seemed to have just ended and America was clinging to Japan once more, and Japan gave up on making his boyfriend let go of him. "J-Japan h-hold me! Its not that I'm s-scared, you are just r-really cuddly!" America was obviously scared and was shivering. "I can't America-san, you are trapping my arms." Instead, Japan gave America a kiss on the cheek. Tightly gripping the binoculars, China was getting more angry by the minute. While Russia was just staring at the whole situation, thinking China was cute when he was angry.

Suddenly, America let go of Japan's torso and grabbed his shoulders instead. He then kissed him and started a make out session. "ARU!" China growled. Russia took that as a signal to step into the situation. "Don't worry China! I got this!" He took out his Magic Metal Pipe of Pain and took aim, then threw the pipe like a spear and hit America right in the cheek. Luckily Russia didn't hit Japan, or China would have gotten angry at Russia as well. "AMERICA-SAN!" Japan then shot his head and saw China and Russia in the tree. The Russian broke a silent rule that day, don't mess with an Asian, they get violent when angry. The Japanese then took out his katana and started running towards the tree. As he did so Russia grabbed China, slung him over his shoulder, then jumped out of the tree to the other side of the fence. This didn't stop Japan, because he scaled the wall and ran towards them with inhuman speed. It was like something out of a horror movie, and no matter what, you couldn't out run the killer.

After a few minutes of running, China and Russia were back at Japan and America's house. America had and ice pack to his cheek while Japan gave their "guests" bandages and ointment. Despite what had just happened, Japan was too kind to make them go home all scratched up. Still, he was very much livid at his brother for spying on him and America.

"So nii-san, what were you doing in that tree?! Why did you think it was a good idea to have Russia-san throw his pipe at America-san!?" Japan interrogated, China himself was a little afraid. "That pipe wasn't my fault aru! Russia did it on his own free will!" Thankfully, Russia nodded in agreement. "Then what were you doing in that tree in the first place? I thought you said you couldn't protect me forever, but you now are spying on my love life!" China flinched at his brothers raised tone of voice, he was never this loud. "I also said that I didn't approve of this relationship! Is it wrong to be worried about you Japan!"

"I'm more that half your age! Why can't you learn to trust me in my relationships for once! This is my life, and I will live it how I choose! And I want to be with America!" Japan was getting angry again, he even forgot his formalities. "You sound like a rebellious teenager!" The 2 brothers were fuming and arguing with each other while Russia and America watched silently. Eventually, Japan just literally kicked Russia and China out of the house.