Fiery Siren (South Park: Stick of Truth)

Chapter 4

Exiting Tweek Bros Coffee, Kira turned to Butters, "So where does Craig live?" she asked.

"I'll show you, milady," Butters answered with a goofy smile.

"Thank you kind sir," Kira joked following Butters to Craig's house, "You don't have to call me milady or anything because I'm diffidently not ladylike unless I want to be. I am a kick ass WARRIOR!!!" Kira did a weird hero pose that looked ridiculous. She and Butters laughed at how silly Kira looked as they finally arrived at Craig's house, knocking on the door it opened to reveal Craig's father.

"Ya lookin' for Craig? Well he can't play. He's in detention. Something about flipping off the principal," Craig's father informed them.

"Oh no, Craig's in jail! We gotta tell the Grand Wizard!" Butters advised, nodding her head they returned to Cartman's backyard. Everyone gathered around Kira and Butters, "ALL SOLDIERS REPORTING FOR DUTY, GRAND WIZARD!" Butters yelled. 'Butters, did you forgot about Craig?' she thought.

"Nice work, Douchebag," Cartman praised, exiting his war tent, "Now all my men are here and ready to fight for the- wait a minute, where is Feldspar? Where's my level twelve thief?"

"Hey yeah, where's Craig?" Butters questioned, Kira sweatdropped at Butters forgetfulness.

"He's in detention," Token answered.

"What?!" Cartman exclaimed.

"He flipped off the principal, so he's in detention again," Tweek explained.

"Oh my God....." Cartman muttered to himself before talking in a normal voice so that everyone can hear him, "......If they've locked away our thief in detention we have no hope of getting back the Stick of Truth. We have to break him out!"

"Agh! No way man, last time we broke Craig out of detention we ALL got in trouble!" Tweek quickly disagreed.

"Getting in trouble is a risk Douchebag is willing to make!" Cartman announced.

Kira immediately shook her head, "No way am I getting in trouble on my first day moving here!" Kira exclaimed but was ignored by Cartman.

"You have to break out our thief, Douchebag. But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared. I am going to teach you how to use magic. Meet me at the training barracks," Cartman informed. Kira went to the training barracks to learn magic from Cartman, "You fight well, Douchebag, but to truly succeed in combat you must learn to harness the power.......of fire. When I saw you light your sword on fire, I was surprised and I want you to harness it," Cartman explained, Kira was surprised that he wants her to harness her gift. "I was about to teach you Dragonshout if you were a boy because it requires you to fart," Cartman truthfully told Kira who looked annoyed by him. Ignoring Cartman's last comment, she took a deep breath before blowing out fire from mouth onto the training dummy lighting it on fire. "Woah, could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the Dragonborn has come at last in our time of need?" Cartman questioned as Kira gave a slightly fearful look before masking it with an annoyed expression, "Now let us try your skill on a REAL opponent. Hey, hey, Princess Kenny, could you come here a sec?" Princess Kenny was approaching them, "Shhh! Don't tell him," Cartman whispered before Kenny approached them, "Okay. Just real quick, Princess Kenny. Douchebag wants to show you something. Alright, you two - SPAR! Douchebag, show Princess Kenny your magical powers."

"I'm sorry," Kira apologized as she blew fire out of her mouth surrounding Kenny surprising him greatly because he fell on his butt.

"That was AWESOME, Princess Kenny you should've seen your face!" Cartman chuckled as Kenny's parka muffled him cursing out Cartman. "You have mastered the unique version of Dragonshout, from now on it will be easier for you," Cartman praised, "Kenny will assist you on your quest, Douchebag. Now go get Craig while I rest and relax on my throne."