Fiery Siren (South Park: Stick of Truth)

Chapter 23

Leaving the girls base, Akira returned to Kyle's house and entered his backyard. Kyle saw Akira returned to their base, "Everyone listen up!" Kyle yelled, "Siren, have the girls agreed to join us?"

"Yes, the girls have agreed to fight along side us," Akira answered.

"The girls have agreed to fight by our side!" Kyle announced.

"HUZZAAAAH!" the humans and elves cheered.

"The Pirates and the Federation factions are standing by to fight as well, my Lord!" Stan informed looking at his phone.

"Then the time for talk is over! Let us all make haste to CLYDE'S HOUSE!!!" Cartman ordered.

By nightfall they arrived at the outskirts of Clyde's house, "Today, we are not elves and humans! Today..... We FIGHT AS ONE!" Kyle yelled.

"What we do here now.... will be written and sung about on YouTube for days to come!" Cartman told.

"KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the army cried.

"Let us besiege the army of darkness with the courage of dragons! Let us delve their dungeons with swords and sorcery!" Cartman yelled.

"Let us charge our shields and use photon torpedoes to vaporize the Klingons!" Kevin yelled.

"Kevin....... GOD DAMMIT. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME, Kevin. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SERIOUSLY," Cartman cursed as he pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration.

"I'm sorry," Kevin apologized.

"ARMIES OF JUSTICE! PREPARE! Ready?!! AND........... LET'S BEAT UP CLYDE!!!!!!" Cartman yelled. Everyone charged into Clyde's backyard battling his army of darkness.

"Siren! You and Butters take the tower from the inside! Me and the pirates are gonna scale it from the outside," Stan informed as he lead the pirates.

"Yol Toor Shul!" Akira shouted knocking out two guards guarding the entrance with her fire shout. Entering the fortress, Butters and Akira defeated Clyde's soldiers on the first floor as they climbed the ladder to the second floor where four Nazi zombie cats and two humans that turned into Nazi zombies. Akira used her katana lighting it on fire as she slashed through three Nazi zombies while Butters used his lightning on the other three Nazi zombies. Butters and Akira made sure to finish the Nazi zombies off quickly before they could regenerate.

"We've got your back, Kira! Pirates, help the Commander!" Stan ordered as he continued to climb up the tower.

"Avast, Siren!" a pirate let down a ladder for Akira and Butter as they climbed to the next floor.

"All right, here's the plan. Attack each tower and raise the gate so we can get into Clyde's lair! Maplebeard! Clear the path!" Stan ordered.

"Yaay!" Maplebeard cheered as he was about to light a firework when an teen older than Akira punched and kicked Maplebeard.

"FUCK. YOU," the older teen dressed as a cyclops told, Maplebeard began crying, Akira saw red as she tackled the cyclops and punched him in the face repeatedly.

"DON'T. YOU. DARE. PUNCH. A. LITTLE. KID!!!" Akira yelled as she threw her punches until the cyclops was unconscious. Approaching Maplebeard, Akira crouched down to his level, "You okay, Maplebeard?" she asked while wiping away his tears.

"*Sniff* Yes, thank you," Maplebeard thanked as he wiped the rest of his tears and snot off his face. After making sure Maplebeard was okay, Akira immediately destroyed the two towers and opened the gate. Entering through the open gate, Akira saw the traitor Craig standing above with two caged Nazi cows in front of her. The gate closed behind her and Butters, "Ha ha! You're trapped! I am a level 14 thief AND the Dark Lord's chief assassin and you will all perish here and now!" Craig told in his monotonous voice.

"Sire, we're stuck!" Stan yelled as he and Maplebeard were blocked outside by two different windows as Craig cranked a lever to bring up another Nazi zombie cow. Summoning two fireballs, one in each hand, she throws them at the two windows letting in both Maplebeard and Stan as they dropped the two cages holding the Nazi zombie cows.

"Now, let's see how you face against the Dark Lord's chief assassin and a COW!" Craig taunted as he jumped down from his perch.

"I'm warning you Craig, I don't want to fight you. You were the only person that I have told of my past and I don't want to fight you," Akira told as she saw that he was willing to fight her, "Then so be it." Akira used her powers to destroy and kill the Nazi zombie cow first before focusing her attention on Craig. Butters used his lightning as Akira used her shout to defeat Craig, the rest of the gang arrived when the paladin and Siren defeated Craig. Climbing up the ladder, Akira went first up the stairs into Clyde's lair.

"Dad? What the hell are you doing here?" Stan asked as he and everyone saw his father inside Clyde's fortress.

"Oh! It's my favorite kid!" Randy greeted before kneeling in front of Akira, "Listen! I found out what they were doing at the woman's clinic! They were looking for a candidate to put a snuke into! They're going to nuke ALL OF SOUTH PARK!"

"A snuke?" Kyle questioned.

"You boys don't understand. They've put the snuke HERE," Randy informed.

"Who did?" Kyle asked.

"Whoever these people are CLAIMING to be Taco Bell!" Randy answered, "We should have known. We should have known Taco Bell is far too compassionate and caring to be so secretive. The quality of their character, like the quality of their food, should have never come into question."

"Dad, where is the woman with the snuke?!" Stan questioned.

"They didn't put it in a woman....." Randy told, he lead them to a man named Mr. Slave.

"All I remember was that there were these big government guys and they wrestled me to the floor at my house! And then I remember thinking, well this is fun, but wait- Is that thermonuclear device?" Mr. Slave explained, "I had some drinks, so putting a thermonuclear device up my ass wasn't COMPLETELY out of the question......... Oh Jesus Christ, how long do I have?!"

"We don't know, Mr. Slave, but it could be a matter of MINUTES," Randy told.

"Well, what are you waiting for? PULL IT OUT!!!!" Mr. Slave yelled, Cartman was about to pull it out but Kyle smacked his hand stopping Cartman from continuing.

"NO! We can't just pull it out! Snukes have triggers on them! We have to abort it from the inside," Kyle told. Sitting cross-legged, Akira closed her eyes meditating, 'Sol, I need you take physical form and deactivate the bomb inside Mr. Slave,' she mentally told.

'*Grumbles*.......... Fine,' Sol agreed, an orange mist escaped Akira's body and entered inside Mr. Slave's body. Sol took on a physical form as he searched for the bomb as he arrived near the bomb, Sol works on deactivating it.