Fiery Siren (South Park: Stick of Truth)

Chapter 22

Leaving the Earl's house, Akira tracked down the Dire Bears in a secluded area near the Earl's estate. Summoning her powers, Akira used the element of surprise to kill the three Dire Bears and used her powers to summon a fire dagger to skin the bears of their pelts. After skinning, she returned to the Earl and presented him the pelts, "By jove you've done it! Look at all these Dire Bear pelts! Now I can finally make a Dire Robe," the Earl praised, "Alright, give me that document." Handing over the document, the Earl began to read it over, "Hmmm......yes. This is actually written in the language of EASTERN CANADIAN. The Minister of Montreal can translate it," the Earl informed as he gave the document back to Akira, "But I'm afraid the prince has imprisoned the Minister of Montreal in the caverns of Quebec. I will speak with the prince. Return to him and he should let you speak with the Minister."

Returning to the palace after she bid the Earl of Winnipeg a goodbye, Akira approached the Prince of Canada, "There you are! I understand you wish me to release the Minister of Montreal. I'd like to help you, but I think this might be another play by the Bishop of Banff to have Montreal allowed back into the kingdom," he told.

"Some Canadians think our nation should be united again, my Lord," a guard informed.

The Prince of Canada slapped the guard's face, "SHUT UP! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" the prince yelled, "Listen, it's all because the Bishop pf Banff is a liberal. He does these things just to make life more difficult FOR ME. I ask you to perform another noble quest: go to Banff and kill the Bishop."

"*Gasp* Kill the Bishop of Banff?!" the Princess of Canada exclaimed in shock from that her husband ordered Akira to kill someone.

"Shhh. You. Shhhh," the prince shushed the princess, "Kill the Bishop of Banff for me, and bring me his balls as proof. Do this and I shall allow you into the Catacombs of Quebec. Make haste!"

Grumbling, she traveled to Banff and entered the chapel, approaching the Bishop, "The Prince of Canada, wants me to kill you and take your......*Shudders*....... balls," Akira told feeling uncomfortable.

"Why are you not following his orders?" the Bishop questioned.

"He's not my king and I'm not going to taint this place with your blood," Akira answered as the Bishop of Banff nod his head in gratitude and handed Akira a bag with a Dire Pig's balls causing her to be grossed out.

Returning to the prince who approached Akira first, "Is he dead? Did you kill him?" he questioned as Akira gave him the bag with the Dire Pig's balls, "Yay! The Bishop's balls! Now religion won't interfere with government! How can we ever repay you?"

"I need to see the Minister," Akira answered.

"Sorry. No can do. With both the Bishop and the Minister taken care of, my throne is secure," the Prince of Canada told.

"But, my liege, we made a promise-" the Princess of Canada argued.

"SHHH. You. Shhhh," the Prince of Canada shushed as he left the throne room.

"Quickly. You must speak with the Duke of Vancouver. He can help you get into the Catacombs of Quebec. Give the Duke this. Hurry now!" the princess gave Akira a letter. Journeying to the Duke's house, she entered his home and approached to the Duke of Vancouver as sets the letter down on his desk.

"A letter from the Princess? What the- Why according to this, the Prince had something to do with the Bishop's murder and has imprisoned the Minister unjustly! Young lady, if you wish to brave the Catacombs of Quebec, you would have to speak with the monks who live to the southeast of town. Only they could train you," the Duke informed.

Traveling southeast, Akira entered the home of Terrance and Phillip, "Hmm..... so your the fire wielding American........ We will teach you how to destroy stronger blockades," Phillip informed as he handed Akira a piece of paper while Terrance set up a brick wall, "Shout those words out loud and use your ability to destroy this brick wall."

After reading the words, she took a deep breath, "Yol Toor Shul!" Akira shouted and a flaming ball of fire shot out pf her mouth destroying the brick wall.

"Excellent! You are a fast learner. Now use this shout when you're facing the dangers of the catacombs," Terrance advised.

"Thank you.......*a look of realization appeared* Did you just you the shout from Skyrim?" Akira questioned.

"Maybe....." both Terrance and Phillip said together, shaking her head, she journeyed to the cave.

Once there she entered the cave only to see a stone wall blocking her path, taking a deep breath Akira used the shout, "YOL TOOR SHUL!" As the stone wall crumbled from the fire shout, Akira then encountered two Dire Snakes, two Dire Wolves and two Dire Bears, 'ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!' she mentally screamed. "YOL. TOOR. SHUL!!!!!!" Akira shouted burning the animals before using the katana she bought from Jimbo's Guns, she swiftly finished them off before they could recover.

Akira approached the Minister while handing him the document, "JE SUIS LIBRE! JE SUIS LIBRE! Oh, ne vous besoin de quelque chose traduit?" he spoke but Akira didn't understand a word he's saying, 'Pst, Sol, do you know what he's saying?' she mentally asked.

'........................No, I have no clue what he's saying,' Sol answered.

'YOU'RE A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE FROM LEGEND! HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING?!' Akira mentally yelled.

'I was trapped inside a stone for who knows how long,' Sol told.

Cutting the conversation with Sol short, Akira watched the Minister read the document, "Ok, cela se traduit per cela........ cela se traduit per cela......... Voila! Bon Jour! Merci beaucoup!" the Minister gave Akira back the document before leaving his prison.

Akira left Canada and returned to Annie who blindfolded Akira. Once they arrived and the blindfold was taking off, she immediately gave the document to Wendy. A bunch of girls crowded around Wendy, "See? Right here it says that five woman were at the clinic that day-" Wendy read.

"And right there it says Nancy Turner 3:30 pm!" a girl pointed out.

"THAT'S HEIDI'S MOM! SO HEIDI TURNER was the two-faced bitch!" Red exclaimed.

"The evidence is irrefutable. Thanks, Akira. We now know it was Heidi Turner all along who was spreading the rumors," Wendy thanked as all the girls were saying mean things about Heidi before Wendy continued, "But Heidi is really sorry, so we're deciding to forgive her."

"I love you guys so much!" Heidi gushed.

"We love you too, Heidi!" Bebe yelled.

"You have served the girls well, Akira, and so you have out services. Tell the boys we will play their game," Wendy told, "SPARKLE!"

"SUNSHINE!" all the girls yelled.