OK, so long story short, Logan popped the wheels on Sabretooths car, lit a jet ski on fire vallhala style, mooned the police, threw up all over the back seat of Hanks hummer.
Sabretooth gave a homeless man twenty bucks to take a shit in the middle of Logans bed, taped pictures of eyes all over the house because someone who shall not be named is terrified of people watching him. (Thor), and forever glued Peters mouth shut, saying it was apple juice
Pepper told Tony she was pregnant, only to then the next day give birth to a pillow, took a shit in the top part of the toilet, and licked everyone in the house on the forhead.
Loki, who was later yelled at by Kenny, egged Thors entire room.
and Johnny, who was also yelled at, took a shit at the bottom of the laundry hamper, then let it sit there until Cougar (Logans oc girlfriend) found it about a week later, shriveled up at the bottom, all moisture drained from it, and made him clean it. He then just moved it to the dishwasher. And nobody slept in fear that they would wake up with shit all over their face... or something. Early the next morning, Logan fell asleep, and woke up with a five dollar bill in his man cleavage
I almost died writing this, i couldnt stop laughing. Hope you enjoyed it!
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