They had just gotten an above ground pool, and all was well until Beast decided to try and drown Victor in it. And Logan thought it would be an appropriate time to propose to his girlfriend.
Logan: *in a cowboy voice* I'm a redneck white guy, and i got to redneck brothas, one of them is blue so i guess you could call him a redneck blue guy, they got two redneck girlfriends, and one of'ems blue. but i don have a redneck wife, so will you, Couga Jones, be mah redneck wife? *gets on one knee and takes on a ring*
Cougar:... my last name isn't Jones.
Logan: ah know, but ah wanna drown in a too-sami with you.
Sabretooth: *makes a signal for her not to ask what that is*
Cougar:... what's a too-sami?
Vic: *facepalms*
Logan: *puts the ring on her, stands up, then walks to the pool* I'm a redneck white guy, and we got an above ground pool, *unsheathed his claws* AND I WANNA DROWN IN A TOO-SAMI! *cuts the pool open and all the water comes rushing out, Hank almost drowns*
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