Victini: Last time on Total Drama Pokemon, Porygon revealed that he was actually a Ditto and not stupid. Thats about it and then that bitch Zorua went home.
(Theme song; male cabin)
Togepi: (looks at Ditto) Why?
Ditto: Why what?
Togepi: Why did you Lie-pard. To all of us?
Ditto: I guess I was just playing the game.
Togepi: Well not fairly anyways!
Cubone: I'm just not gonna say anything about this.
Togepi: You never do.
(Over PA)
Victini: In 5 minutes, dock me by the meat.
Ditto: Excuse me, what are you saying?
Victini: JUST MEET MY BY THE DOCK!
Ditto: O.....kay.
(Confessional)
Togepi: I have a little joke for you guys-
(End)(Confessional)
Victini: I had to cut that out due to time...heh.
(End)(Dock)
Vaporeon: Why in the shrek is there an obstacle over there.
Victini: Because that is today's challenge.
Snivy: Gasp.
Victini: Now, you all start the same exact time. Whoever is the last person to fall into the water wins or who gets to the end first. On your marks, on your get set-
Snivy: Wait, I'm not ready yet-
Victini: LETS GO!
Togepi: Pikachu.
Vaporeon: (runs up to a bunch of swinging heavy metal balls) AH!
(Everyone stops)
Snivy: I got this. (Uses vines to pull ball close to her and swings across them)
Togepi: Are you kissing me? She's ahead of all of US-aring!
Vaporeon: Not for long! (Runs through it dodging everything)
Ditto: Wait, I have an idea (transforms into Pidgeotto and flies past the entire course)
Victini: Ditto wins and has immunity for tonight.
Togepi: WHAT?!
Snivy: Sigh.
Togepi: Yeah, I just give up. (Jumps into water)
Cubone: Same (jumps into water)
Snivy: What's the point of continuing when there are no stakes and half the people quit?
Vaporeon: There is none, but-
Snivy: (jumps in water)
Vaporeon: So that's it then. The challenge is over?
Victini: Yep. Meet me by the campfire at 9:74.
Snivy: But, that's not even a time.
Victini: JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
(Confessional)
Ditto: That had to be like the shortest challenge ever.
(Voting booth)Snivy: Well, I can't vote for Ditto, so Vaporeon I guess.
Vaporeon: Hmmmmm....Togepi I hate his stupid little puns.
Togepi: (sighs) I don't want to vote anyone off, but I guess I'll go with Cubone. He's kind of a downer.
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