Stan's POV
It's my job to protect the Elf King. To protect the stick. I have this sword that I spent so long learning how to use.
The sun is beginning to set. Which means the game is almost ready to be put on pause. I hear a rustle in the bushes and I scan the area. Nothing. I stand by the stick. More rustling. I pay attention to it. Once I look back the stick is gone, and a figure stands in front of me, smacking the stick against his palms.
"You don't have to do this Feldspar." I reach for his hand, he mistakes that I'm reaching for the stick so he retracts.
"I have to follow orders." He responds
"Orders sent to you by the fat fuck." I cross my arms and give a soft glare. He has a chuckle that quickly comes to a halt
"Don't talk about the wizard that way!" He exclaims
"Ah whatever you're just pissed 'cause it's true." I stick my tongue out. He rolls his eyes.
"I've got a base to get back to." He states
"Wait! Feldspar!" I put my hand on his shoulder. He does something with the stick because when he turns around the stick is nowhere to be seen.
"It's almost the end of the day, the game is almost over." I say, cupping his cheek.
He leans into it "Which means I have to get this to Kupa Keep."
"Can't we just... pause early... we can go back to my house..." I respond
"As soon as I get the stick back to-" I cut him off by pressing my lips to his. He pushes me back.
"I'll stay at your house tonight." He smiles
"Says Craig Of Feldspar?" I ask
"Both." He caresses my cheek, before disappearing. I sigh. Kyle is gonna kill me for letting him get away.
Craig's POV
He kissed me. Oh my god. He went that far for the stick?! I mean... we have been dating but... I didn't expect a kiss that soon! Nonetheless; I smile on my way back to Cartman's. I climb the fence into Kupa Keep. Cartman required that be how I get in, since I'm a thief.
"Grand Wizard! I got it! I got the stick!" I hold it up. Cartman rushes over and takes it from me.
"You will be greatly rewarded for this." He smiles and rushes over to put the stick back in its place.
Miss Cartman comes out and smiles kindly "Okay Eric! Time for night night!" The sun is about set. I climb back over the fence and rush home, getting changed and packing a bag. I walk over to mom and hug her.
"I'm going to Stan's." She gives me a knowing look, she's the only one I told about Stan being my boyfriend, I trust her with most things, and when Stan and I started dating she was in the same room.
"Okay hon, have fun." She responds.
I quickly walk out of the house. Stan has only been my boyfriend for a week, and mom is obsessed with us being together. She's constantly checking on us when we're hanging out at my house. Most of the time we just sit next to each other on my bed, his arm around me as we watch TV. His kiss was surprising because our lips had never touched each other previously, we just cuddle, a lot.
Once I get to Stan's he leads me upstairs. Once we get up there he gets his laptop, he doesn't have a TV in his room, but he has a laptop and he's got Netflix and Hulu. I sit on his bed as he gets it set up, he sits in the middle of his bed and spreads his legs a bit.
"Let's try a new way of cuddling." He pats the in-between of his legs.
"Oh are you... sure?" I ask
"Get over here." He answers. I nod and get between his legs, He pulls me back against his chest and the laptop is placed on my lap. We're watching some new dumb movie. Movies bore the hell out of me but at least Stan is here, and this position isn't all that bad.
Halfway through the movie, the door swings open and Kyle bursts in. Damnit Kyle I was half asleep! He was about to blurt out some words, but then it seems as though he has questions.
"Stan... can I talk to you... privately?"
"No." Stan responds
"It's about the elves... our plan against humans... since you let that fucker get the stick" he motions to me "and why are you cuddling him?" He finally decides to ask.
"We can wait till tomorrow for that, the game is paused now." Stan says
"You didn't answer my question."
"He's not gonna." I mumble, yawning.
Stan takes my hat off and messes with my hair.
"Wha- Bu- A-Alright then... see you... tomorrow Stan." Kyle says "And... Craig."
"See ya!" Stan replies
"Later." I say, a few moments after Kyle leaves I groan "Stan... can I turn over?" I ask
He moves the laptop off to the side and gets in a laying position, I turn so my head rests on his chest and my arms wrap around his waist... the laptop still plays the movie, it's just to his left now. He takes off my hat and puts it to the side, playing with my hair. I smile and nuzzle myself into his chest.
"Stan..?" I ask
"Yes?" He responds
"You kisses me earlier."
"And?"
"I... I pushed you away..."
"You weren't ready... I understand that you-"
"I wanted to... just... not like that." I sit up a bit and lean over him cupping both of his cheeks.
"Do you want me to kiss you?" Stan asks
I don't answer. I just connect our lips. I feel him smile against it, but his smile falls so he can kiss me back. God this feels so much better than before. We haven't been dating long enough for surprise kisses, Stan. I pull away and top it off with an Eskimo kiss before laying back down. I hear him sigh happily.
I chuckle "you sound like you've just been pleased."
"I have. My lips are satisfied." He giggles, I shake my head and try to cut off the chuckling.
Once it all quiets down, Stan lets out a sigh of joy.
"I love you Craig." I tense up, though Stan seems to stand by his words.
It takes me a few seconds before I'm able to say the words "I love you too, Stan."
I let out an involuntary whimper as my heart squeezes, we've taken more steps in our relationship... god I feel so happy.
"I'm lucky to be yours."
"Luck had nothing to do with it."
~The Next Day~
Stan and I part the moment we wake up. We get back in our costumes and back to our stations. With a parting kiss, of course.
Cartman is guarding the stick. "Feldspar! What took you so long?" He exclaims as I climb the fence.
"Nothing... just overslept... wh-where's the stick? Is it safe?" I ask
"Duh. We have it rested upon it's pillar."
"Okay, good."
"Feldspar. I want you to watch the stick. The others and I are planning an attack on the elves and we need to have a meeting."
"That's not a good idea when-"
"I'm your wizard and you must do what I say!"
I sigh "yes sir." I stand guard of the stick.
I then see him. He comes up his sword sheathed and his hands in the air.
"I do no harm! Sir Feldspar."
"Oh yeah? Well, what do you want?"
"I want to switch sides! The elf king... he's cruel..."
"I cannot allow such peasants to join the human side. How do I know your intentions are pure?"
"Craig... I want to switch sides so I can be with you..." Stan steps forward and puts his arms around me. I smile and hug him back, his arms moves away and suddenly he pulls away "I got the stick!!!" He exclaims as he makes a run for it. I'm not letting him get away. I chase after him and tackle him.he squirms beneath me. Oh wow that... that feels nice. No! No! Stay focused, Feldspar! I turn him around and begin to search his person.
"Where is it? Where's the damn stick?"
"I don't know what you're talking about..." he struggles.
"I know you do, now tell me where it is!"
He smirks at me. "Look around."
I look up and see elves surrounding me. I gasp and growl. "You fuckin prick."
"I had to get the stick. So I did."
"This isn't fair! You're using boyfriend powers against me!"
"And you used them against me."
"That doesn't matter now. Give me the stick."
"You're surrounded, you haven't got a choice but to let me get away."
I lean down and whisper something in his ear, he tenses up.
"Wait... really?"
"Yes, Really. Now give me the stick."
Stan thinks for a moment "Alright boys, move out!"
"Why?"
"Do as I say!" He commands
The elves disperse, and Stan hands me the stick.
"You better not be lying just to get the stick..."
"I'm not! I actually will."
"You'd better..." he walks away, I can tell he's looking forward to it.
The council comes back out and looks at me.
"Any trouble?"
"Ranger Marshwalker tried to take the stick, luckily I used my persuasion tactics in order to get the stick back."
Stan's POV
I rush back to the high elf king, who sits on the throne, awaiting the stick. He knows I should be able to get it back.
"So... where is it?" He asks as I walk up to him
"My lord I... I had it for a time... but I gave it back."
"You gave it back?!"
"Well yeah..."
"Why?!"
"Well because... Feldspar was watching over the stick... and... he offered... a trade..."
"What sort of trade?"
"Well he... uh... if I left the stick... he said he'd uh..."
"Well... go on."
"It's not to uh... benefit the game... it just benefits me..."
"I need to stop sending you over there... He's getting in your way."
"But who wouldn't stop for a blowjob?"
"What?!"
A few elves hear and gather around.
"He said if I gave him the stick he'd give me a blowjob."
A few elves clap and whistle, some 'get some's and 'Yeah's can be heard. Kyle looks shocked.
"You gave him the stick for a blowjob?!"
"Well yeah dude I mean... I kinda want one..."
"You could've gotten one without giving him the stick!"
"Oh please Kyle its just a dumb stick. We could replicate it and switch them anytime we wanted."
"That actually isn't a bad idea..." Kyle orders a few men to get a stick looking alike. He orders me to stand next to him. I nod and rush over there.
"You... you aren't actually gonna... y'know... right?" Kyle asks after a few moments of silence.
"Oh god I hope I do."
"Why?"
"I have no idea how it's gonna feel, and I kinda want to know."
"Dude..."
"What? If it's offered I'll take it."
"You costed all the elves. You've showed weakness on our side."
"I set us up for failure, so they won't try so hard, and we'll be able to switch the sticks. We should carve into the side of the stick so we know between. The two."
"Good idea, Marsh."
~After Hours~ (Craig's POV)
It's not long after I get home that Stan is knocking on my door. I'm not even out of my costume. I smirk as I get the door, shirtless. He stands there twiddling his thumbs.
"H-"
"Come in, up to my room."
He quickly walks up the stairs, to my room. I follow, finishing my changing as he stands there and waits. I make sure my door is locked before I get on my knees. He looks down and bites his lip, I lean up and kiss him, then stand back up."
I wink "Thanks for the stick."
