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hamburger: hi hello
hamburger: eugeeeeene
hamburger: e u g e n e
hamburger: answer diddly darn it

                                 eugenebang: jesus sorry for having dogs to walk

hamburger: it's?? 8:30pm??

                 eugenebang: when my babies need to go, they need to go

hamburger: if only you loved people like you love dogs

                                                             eugenebang: blocked and deleted

hamburger: anyway, on that note

hamburger: you're coming over to my house in ten

                      eugenebang: oh really? glad you had the decency to let me know

hamburger: you should be on your knees thanking me, boy

                                                                              eugenebang: kinky

hamburger: you're gross shut up

                                               eugenebang: you're the one who said it

hamburger: i ordered fro-yo btw

                                                     eugenebang: sold

hamburger: glad to know you only love me when i buy you things

                                                           eugenebang: true
                        eugenebang: actually i was gonna come over anyway
                                   eugenebang: i'm assuming you need emotional support so i'll sit on your couch next to you and cough awkwardly while you eventually cry into your frozen yogurt

hamburger: yikes that was exactly what i was planning

                     eugenebang: have the conjuring loaded and ready when i step in the door

hamburger: yessir

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