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ne(r)d: sup

eugenebang: hey lol

ne(r)d: how's it hangin'

hamburger: wow ok

ne(r)d: isn't that what the cool dads say

kornbread: it's a no from me

eugenebang: yeah definitely n o

hamburger: bold of you to assume you're a """cool dad"""

ne(r)d: i! am! too! cool!

kornbread: u can exclaim! all! you want! but it won't! make! you! any! cooler!!1!

ne(r)d: look i'm just here to say hi to my three best friends, not be attacked for my status

hamburger: dude you literally take pride in being the mom friend

eugenebang: you coulda just turned around and said hi to us because we all share the sAME GODDAMN OFFICE

ne(r)d: well yeah but don't friends do that?? y'know, when they're edgy???

kornbread: no

hamburger: no

eugenebang: keep makin' those spreadsheets, buckaroo

eugenebang: we've got a business to run

ne(r)d: why do i even try

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