+ne(r)d has messaged kornbread and eugenebang !
ne(r)d: alright you losers as the offical mom friend of the group
i'm concerned abt keith. anyone know why he's moping around the office like a miserable 6'3" noodle??
kornbread: i'm almost fairly certain he broke up with becky
eugenebang: !!
eugenebang: that's surprising
ne(r)d: w h y w a s i n o t t o l d
kornbread: i think it happened last night
kornbread: i know they'd been fighting often recently
kornbread: something about him being too invested in the try guys and not her
ne(r)d: okay but that's dumb
eugenebang: yeah i never really liked her,,,
kornbread: oof i did
kornbread: i just didn't think they were a good match
eugenebang: yeah same
ne(r)d: well u know what this means
kornbread: me and eugene will have to intiate him into the try guys singles club™??
ne(r)d: um i was gonna say we'll have to be extra kind and understanding to him bc he's v sensitive & probably won't take this well
eugenebang: ew empathy
kornbread: okay says the guy who bought him chipotle
eugenebang: that had nothing to do with emotions!! he was hungover n shit so i figured he needed food
kornbread: anything involving food is an emotional situation
kornbread: at least for me
eugenebang: well i didn't think of it in an emotional light
kornbread: did you know: it really isn't the end of the world if you admit you felt compassion towards someone else and did something nice for them
eugenebang: off
kornbread: ¿
eugenebang: it's the direction in which u should fuck
kornbread: i've been emotionally unstabilized
ne(r)d: okay that's enough you two
ne(r)d: wait there's a try guys singles club
kornbread: well you wouldn't know about it, would you, mr. ariel's husband???
ne(r)d: true
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pandemonium » try guys group chat
Fanfic+hamburger has added ne(r)d, eugenebang, & kornbread to the chat ! hamburger: hey guysssssss kornbread: ur drunk aren't u eugenebang: nto as durnk as mee ne(r)d: already i want to leave +eugenebang changed the group name to 'the try guys™' ! hambur...
