it's 10:30pm, keith is passed out again on the couch (bastard), and eugene is full-on panicking.
why, you may ask?
he's just realized that he finds keith habersberger completely, utterly, adorable.
what shit are you spouting? he asks his brain. where'd you come up with a thing like that? his breathing quickens as he mutters obscenities under his breath.
narrowing his eyes, he peers back at keith, snoring slightly in the half-dark. yep. the same feeling wells up in his chest—it's a very physical stretching sensation: a hurt, but a good one. "fuck," he whispers. "fuck."
this wasn't supposed to happen. especially with keith of all people. his best friend. his undeniably heterosexual best friend who had a breakup literally three weeks ago.
eugene has to scoff at how cliché it is. the sentimentality of it all is sickening. keith doesn't even look normal right now—the guy is dead to the world, and is that—
yep. he's even drooling a little.
eugene realizes how uncharacteristic of him it is to be going to keith's house nearly every night. the taller man doesn't even make it past twelve, usually, and eugene ends up covering him with a blanket and tiptoeing out the door. except that one time keith had awakened at the sensation of the blanket and asked eugene to stay in an innocent voice thickened with sleep. as he thinks about it now, it gives him butterflies.
christ, yang, you've got it bad. he thinks. after a moment, he comes to the conclusion that he needs to talk this out. maybe lunch didn't settle well with him. could be indigestion.
so, that decision made, he whips out his phone (his hands are shaking slightly, but if you asked him later, he'd deny it) and texts the two people who can help him out—the intellectual, holy water-toting, always-bickering resident boyfriends of buzzfeed unsolved.
ryan bergara and shane madej.
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u really thought i'd write a fanfic without the ghoul boys as wingmen?? you'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK COMIN', BUCKAROO.
(sorry if u don't like them or the series)
thanks for reading this first update of the new year!! i wish u all a productive and happy good time these next twelve months.
love you all and thank you, thank you, thank you for reading (300 reads already?? y'all are the best i'm crying) ♥♥♥
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Fanfiction+hamburger has added ne(r)d, eugenebang, & kornbread to the chat ! hamburger: hey guysssssss kornbread: ur drunk aren't u eugenebang: nto as durnk as mee ne(r)d: already i want to leave +eugenebang changed the group name to 'the try guys™' ! hambur...
