Neighbors (Movie Fanfic)

The Guy Who's My Batman to My Catwoman

Author's Note: I love this remix of Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey~!

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I walk up to Hunter, smiling since I knew Teddy was watching. Hunter smiles and gives me the roses.

I notice a little small package in the roses. I take it out and gasped. Condoms?! Does he really think that this will sweep me off my feet? Then again I have to stick with the plan.

I take it out and drop the other end. It lied down on the floor showing the amount there was. "You really want me that bad?"

"Ever since that party-"

I throw the flowers at his face, along with the condoms. "Screw some other girl! I'm not some sort of item for revenge against Teddy!"

Screw the plan! All guys are just freaking pigs! I walk away and lied down into my hammock. Did I really think that making Teddy jealous would be that easy?

I can feel myself shiver as a small wind blows by. 

I should have put a sweater on. A sudden realization hit me. I have fallen in a deep dark red hole of love and anger. Clashing each other for what's right in my heart. I really just want to slap my devil and angel personifications away from my shoulders. 

 I tuck my head closer to the ropes of the hammock. Wait... 

Wasn't there a pillow in this hammock? I slightly get up with my hair getting messy. "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PILLOW?!" I screamed.

Everyone stares at me as I try to get out of the hammock. I almost fall out, till Garf catches me. "What the hell you screaming about? The pillow is still packed up!"

I didn't really think about that... Then again Teddy did tell me that I am staying in his room till the new bedroom is cleaned out. "Oh~! That's right..."

Whitney walks over with a glass of what looks like sparkling cider. "Here's your apple alcohol."

I smirk at the name she gave my drink. I grab it and chug it down. It tingles down my throat and I feel like my stomach is starting to party. As the glass leaves my lips, I smirk.

Whitney and Garf smirk at each other and then looks at me with a huge smiles on their faces.

"Better?"

"You sound like those people in the commercials for snickers!" I give the glass to Assjuice. He smiles at the joke that I made. I throw my arms in the air. "BETTER!"

We dance to a song that started playing. I think it's called Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey, but the remix version.

I push through the crowd of dancing lewd bodies to get to the DJ. As I survived the sea of mindless bodies, I walk up to the DJ. "WHO'S THIS BY?!" I yell over.

"LANA! DUH! Do you live under a rock?!" Brooke yells over to me. 

I swear she is so dead...

"WHY NOT GO SUCK IT! YOU ONLY KNOW THE POPULAR SONGS BY HER!" I jump at her, claws, well nails, out and smacked her hard.

Tonight is just not my night.

*Few Hours Later*

"Hey, who's Batman to you? Like when you think of Batman, who's Batman?" Mac asked us.

Teddy is sitting on Mac's right side and I'm on Teddy's right side. Like no joke, he made me put half of my body on his!

Teddy wraps his arm around me to keep me rather warm. I can feel his chest hair tickle my arm.