Neighbors (Movie Fanfic)

The Weed Barrels and Baby

The pledges start lighting up the weed barrels and it came down to Teddy to light the last one. He smiles as the flames of his barrel reflects onto him. "Let's get this party started!"

Scoonie opens the door and all the patron friends and regulars slowly walk in with their party spirit high. High as a fucking kite. I did a quick change to a light green halter hoodie and jean shorts. Not even walking half way down the stairs. I'm hit with the smell of weed and the heat from the flaming barrels. I open my eyes a little from the heat to see Brooke in front of me.

"Hey so I heard from Whitney that you missed your month." She pouts. "Must be hard knowing you're pregnant."

I stare at her weirdly. "What the hell are you talking about?"

Brooke takes out a pregnancy test box. "Why not try it out?"

"Look," I take a set towards her. "I'm not going to play your game. So if you don't mind, I'm going to enjoy the last party of the year."

I walk a few steps away from her, till she grabbed my arm. "I could spread rumors that your pregnant and have a fake pregnancy test on a twitter post. Then all of my followers will gossip and we can just say goodbye to that scholarship that you so dearly love."

I glare at her and then back at the pregnancy test box. "Wow, guess you're not stupid." I grab the box and go upstairs to Teddy and I's bathroom. I look around to make sure no one that I know is near the bathroom. I quickly get in and open the sealed box. Why does Whitney like to blab?

I did the test and set the test on a toilet paper on the sink counter. I slowly slide down the wall to sit on the floor. Now I have to wait for fifteen minutes. My leg shakes out of a bad habit of being impatient.

Fifteen minutes seems like a year for me. I start to think about how I ended up here. I thought we were safe. I'm on the pill for God's sake! Though...I did miss a month and it does freak me out. I still have three months left until my last year in college is over. My timer on my phone goes off. Ok, you got this!

I stand up and walk over to the counter and look at the prego stick. I pick up the stick and look closely. It can't be.

Two lines.

I throw the stick away and try again and again. All the same answer.

I hide the tears and the box in an empty tampon box. I know for sure Teddy won't see it in there. After the party, I'll tell him the news. I'm fucking freaking out! How will he react?!

I walk out of the bathroom to see some random old people walking inside the house. Who the hell invited them in?

I look over to see Teddy also confused as fuck. I walk down the stairs to him. "What the hell is going on?"

"I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we only invited a limit." Teddy looks around to see the old people getting high on our stuff. Teddy then picks up a yellow flyer.

"What's with these flyers?" Teddy looks over at Garf. "Did we make these?"

Garf shakes his head. "No! Everything is digital, who makes flyers?!"

Teddy comes to a realization and I do to. We look at each other. "Fucking old people!"

"Old people?" Garf asked.

Teddy looks at the pledge who's in charge of holding the probation letter. "Fucking Half-Circle, let me see the letter!"

He gives it to him and Garf and I look over his shoulder. I notice that the emblem Mark is in Jewish and not Latin! I quickly walk away to look for Whitney. I then hear, "Hoodie who!" Crap! That's the call to shut things down! I 'hoodie who' to pass the call.