Neighbors (Movie Fanfic)

The Airbags and Many More

My arms wrap around Teddy's neck as I sleepily kiss his chin. "Morning." I whisper.

He hums a good tune as he stares up at the ceiling. The futon's blanket moves away from me a little as Teddy gets out of my hug. He pulls up my boy shorts. I stifle a laugh behind my hands. Oh god, those are too freaking tight!

Teddy moves his hips as he looks at me. "What, like my underwear?"

I laugh while he continues to hip swivel around me. Foot steps can be heard from the stairs that lead to down here in the basement. I bring up the blanket to cover myself. Pete walks into the room, holding a camera?!

I curl up like a caterpillar with my head poking out. "What the hell Pete! What's with the camera?" I yelled.

He smiles and takes a picture right when Teddy lifts me up bride style. Pete whistles at us. "You guys, this is so going to be on the Christmas card!"

He take more shots of Teddy and I as we go into different poses. We even tried some Ambercombie poses. The photo shoot stops when my alarm came on for classes. The guys groan in annoyance.

"Do you have to go?" Teddy wraps his arms around my shoulder. He dips his head closer to the crook of my neck. "I mean I'm still wearing your underwear, so you can't leave."

I look over at Pete with plea. "Pete, please get me a new pair." Adding a puppy dog look always makes him cave, which is exactly what I am doing.

He looks at me and then at Teddy as he slowly brings his hands up the camera. "Woah! I'm not going to be in between this little fight." He didn't fall for my puppy dog look! I slightly glare at Teddy as he smiles in triumphant.

"You know...I can just go up there naked to get my things?" I smirk and fold my arms. "I'm not afraid."

Both Teddy and Pete blankly stare at me. Their expressions then get serious and they get on the floor gathering my clothes. They hand me back my clothes. I smirk at them. "That's what I thought."

So I went commando since Teddy refused to give me back my underwear boy shorts. Right as I put the last piece of clothing on, which was my shirt, I hear footsteps coming down to the basement.

"Dude we broke into the old couples car and got their airbags!"

I poke my head out from shirt. Garf looks at us as we blankly stare at him. "Is that even safe?" I ask.

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Pete pours Earl Grey tea into my teacup and hands it to me. I smile as I accept it. Teddy grabs a teacup and pours beer into it. Garf walks up to us and shows us his phone with a video.

"Dude guess who got their ass whooped by airbags in an office!" Garf plays the video. Someone is hiding but recording Mac and this other guy being pushed up into the air. It was the airbags and the force was so great it forced the tiles to break when their bodies hit the ceiling.

"Man I wished I was there." Teddy sighed and sips more of his beer.

Yelling is suddenly getting louder over at the old couples house. Kelly slams the front door and walks out with the baby in the carry on contraption. "ASSHOLE!" She yells back.

An air pop noise happens right after. Teddy playfully slaps my leg. "Dude, we missed the airbag!"

I roll my eyes and continue drinking my tea. Teddy then gives Kelly a smug look as he raises his cup. She glares at him as she gets the baby and her self in the Subaru Outback.

Pete looks over at Teddy, "Hey man, do you think we're going a little too far with this?"

I nod to agree. Stealing airbags and breaking into their home to hide them is a little far. Teddy then pours Jack Daniels into Pete's empty cup.

"I mean, as a child of divorce, Lucy and I just, well I think we just sympathize for them." Pete continues.

Teddy nods. "Well, my parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious."

Pete and I sigh at his response. Of course he wouldn't understand.

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Finally! There's about a two weeks left of my last semester in college! I get to work with DreamWorks a little later after my graduation. Plus Pete and I have been looking at houses to move into! I grab my sketch pad and backpack as I get ready to walk out with Pete. I walk over to Teddy, sitting in a wheel chair vaping, and kissed him goodbye after he puff out the smoke.

"Lame isn't it?" Teddy said loudly. I can hear Pete near the door. He wanted to leave to make it to his class. He walks into the room where Teddy and I are in.

"Whoa," Pete said. I walk a little close to the entrance that Pete is standing next to. "You're really villaining out in here."

"So what's lame babe?" I asked and lean against Pete.

Teddy points at the game wall with his bat, with a 'drop to pick-up' motion. "Lame that we're on probation." He then looks at us. "We're not going to end up on this thing."

"That is also kind of lame and kind of meaningless. Isn't it? It's just a wall."

Oh shit. I cover my face in embarrassment and take a step away from Pete, but not anywhere close to Teddy either.

Teddy gives Pete a questioning look. "What the fuck are you talking about?"

"No man, I mean you're the fucking president. Why not just put yourself up there and call it good?" Pete folds his arms and shrugs. "No one is going to stop you."

I rub my forehead for the fore-coming headache. This fight is going to be their breaking point.

Teddy leans forward and points at the frame. "Because then I didn't earn it." He slowly gets up from the wheel chair it creeks from his weight. "It doesn't mean anything if you don't earn it."

I get in between Pete and Teddy. "Im so done. Who cares."

Both Teddy and Pete stare at me. Teddy breaks from the shock and gets up full from his spot. " 'Who cares'? Are fucking kidding me?"

I stand my ground and nod for him to 'go on' with his speech.

"You're the treasurer and Pete, come on man you're the VP. We wanted this since freshman year."

"Dude that was four years ago, we were fucking virgins. All right?" Pete said as he tightens his shoulder backpack.

"Yeah and now we're about to be adults." I said in a agreeing manner. "In two weeks from now, none of this is going to matter."

"Get out."

Complete silence takes over the room, but the tension never died.

"What?" I asked him a little surprised at what he said to me in that tone.

"Leave, we don't need a treasurer." Teddy's face is getting slightly red, which means I need to get out of here. That's exactly what I did.