Zeus-Jupiter-DJ Z
Zeus is walking out of a building, onto a red carpet, wearing a flashy gold and red suit, with a pale blue cape on top lined with gold, and he is the only god there.
- Hello, here i am. Yes, yes, I know. It's true, I sometimes am also called Jupiter, but i am the one and only Zeus.
Jupiter enters through the doors wearing a simple purple robe.
-hello hello, how are you little one? That's good, take care, hmmm.
-who in the name of me are you?
-Why I'm Jupiter, and who are you my kind sir? ( he turns. To a little girl at the side) Hello youngun.
-My kind sir? Who do you think you are talking to? I am king Zeus of all the Gods. I might zap you for such disrespect. You are almost as bad as my brothers.
-(he turns back to Zeus) I love my brothers. We get on great. Why would you zap me young Zeus? (He turns to the girl again) One moment dear, ill be right over.
-young Zeus?!!!! Ill have you know that i am older than you, fake Zeus.
-(he turns back around to Zeus, calmly but offended) I am not Zeus, i am Jupiter, and i am as old as the romans.
- well i am as old as the Greeks, so go away from my red carpet or ill zap you.
Jupiter starts to go towards the girl he had been talking to earlier when...
- woooooooohooooooo
Zeus, Jupiter and anyone else who showed up look up at the sky. There is a chariot pulled by venti coming down from the sky. From the chariot came the noise. The chariot lands and out comes DJ Z dressed in shorts and a hoody, hood up, over a cap.
-Wasssssuuuupppp
-why who are you my friend?
- I'm DJ Z (this is pronounced american for all of those Americans. Plus it sounds better). DJ Z in the hoouuuusee. (The last part is said in Zeuses face)
-What are you doing here? This is strictly professional and exclusive to Gods on the carpet, and you are behaving so ungodly i might zap you now.
-let him explain himself Zeus kind sir. Go on.
-I'm a G. Your a G, you are a G. We are all Ma G's.
- what in the name of the great and powerful me are ou talking about? I am not a G.
-then how come ya on this 'ere carpet? You said it was fa G's only.
-yes, I did but wait no I didn't, i said it was for gods only you insolent boy.
-calm down old Zeus my friend ..
-boy? Ma man, I ain't na boy, I'm over 2717 years old, get it right old man.
-i am not an old man
- you admitted that you were older than me
- innit fam, this is lit, we are all the same but we are not, huh. Lol #deja vou
- do you know what that word means old chap?
-no, but dude, update you vocab
- don't talk in that rude fashion or ill zap you
-don't threaten the boy
-oi! I am not a boy, whose side you on grandpa, i have a fair bit of power too you know.
-oh ill show you power. I am the one and only Zeus (thunder rumbles and lightening flashes)
-enough!! Someone will get seriously hurt here.
- well, seez Ya
DJ Z gets into his chariot, ropes the venti and started to take off
- DJ Z out of there, before, grey, they turn my hair. Mic drop.
DJ Z flys away.
-i must return to Juno. We have a lovely evening planned to night, goodbye old chum
- i will zap you some day, go home to a wife, no way, I'm staying here as long as i can before having to return. (He turns back to the press and audience and starts posing again) hello yes the imposters are gone, yes the board of Olympus will here about it, yes.
Hi, hope you liked my First chapter.
QOTU-Order or Chaos
