(Zeus is driving, Apollo is next to Aphrodite. Hades is there.)
Apollo- Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Zeus- Cry's of Olympus, we haven't even left yet son.
Hephaestus- How come he never calls me son.
Dionysus- Because he hates you, (Emphasises HAtes) hahahahahahahahahahahahaa(Laughing with Aphrodite) (By the way, they are still drunk because this is two minutes after part one.)
Hephaestus whacks Dionysus over the head with a metal club.
Ares- Woohoo. You get him Hephaestus.
(Moment of silence)
Iris- anyone else a tiny bit bored?
Apollo- meeeeeee. God me, I mean, we've been trapped on this damn minibus....
Hermes- I think you mean machine, yes i have confirmed its "damn machine"
(Poseidon and Hephaestus glare at him. Apollo seems to not notice.)
Apollo- ...for (pants/sighs) eleven thousand years....
Artemis- its only been three minutes, you-
Zeus- watch your mouth!(warning)
Apollo- ...and by now, the food and water supplies are low and...
Poseidon- watch your mouth? (Smirks at Hermes)
Apollo- ...we are running out of air. There is a lack of oxygen making some of us loopy- (Turns to Aphrodite)
Aphrodite - Loopy? (Giggles with Dionysus) I'm not loopy (said in Apollos face)
Apollo- (gags) God woman, your breath!
Aphrodite- my breath doesn't stink, does it? (Tuns to Dionysus)
Ares- How much alcohol have you given her?
Dionysus- Nope, no stinking breath here, what bout me? (Breaths in Hermes face)
Hermes- (Gagging and choking, water coming to his eyes) oh damn, someone open a window in here.
(Dionysus and Aphrodite giggle. Hephaestus opens a window, and Hermes gulps in the air.)
(A couple minutes later)
Apollo- Are we there yet?
Hera- no
Apollo- are we there yet?
Athena- no
Apollo- Are we there yet?
Hades- No
Apollo- Are we-
Artemis- shut up you c-
Zeus- No more of That Language.
Apollo- i was just gonna say I'm bored.
Poseidon- Are we just ignoring Zeus saying-
Apollo- I'm boorreedd!
Hermes- Why don't we play a game? (With a sly smile at Hades)
Hades- No. No, we will not be playing any game.
Dionysus- Eye spy!
Aphrodite- Yessssss!
Poseidon- I spy (nods at Hermes) with my godly eye (smiles at Hades) something beginning with T
Artemis- eh, train
Ares- uhhh, paper!, Snow!, a GHOST!!
Dionysus- tequila!
