H-don't you just love the grass and the sun and the sky and the flowers an...?
Pluto- What is wrong with you? The grass is too green and the sun Is too bright and the sky is too blue and the flowers are too living. (Kills all the flowers and grass.)
(Hades enters)
Hades- That was taking a while. I like what you've done with the place, so dark and depressing.
Pluto- mmhmm very grey and miserable, that makes me grey and miserable. I like it.
H- Why do you like it? It makes feel sad, and cold being surrounded by so much death, Who are you anyway?
Pluto and Hades- I am Pluto/Hades, and i am ruler of the Underworld. (Look at each other.)
H- How could you both be... aawwww are you together? Awww that's so cute.
Pluto- i will kill...
Hades- you're already dead.
H- You guys are threatening me together. This is so cute. You can remember this forever. You can't kill me, by the way?
Pluto- watch us.
Hades- me. (Hades tried to kill him.) Why aren't you dead?
H- Because you cant kill me. (Says in an obvious voice)
Pluto- But why my realm not?
H- Because I'm you. Obviously. Now ill just do this ( Bring all of the flowers and grass back to life.) ah so much life and love isn't it beautiful.
(Pluto coughs, and Hades promptly gags.)
Pluto- are you sure you're us?
Hades- There is no us. I am the one and only Hades.
Pluto - No I am the one and only Pluto. How do we settle this if we can't kill?
H- A wise friend once told me, that when you don't know what to do, look up. ( All three looked up at the sky) Ahhh I feel better already.
Pluto- that proves it. He is lying.
(H looks up)
Hades- what in my name are you doing?
H- I am following my wise friends advice. Has that cloud always been there? I swear it hasn't. Wow, apparently I have the same reaction as my wise friend. Huh... (Still looking up) OMG Has that cloud always been there too?
Pluto- you've probably been in this world, what, 70,000 years and you never noticed it?
Hades- you two stop.(kills flowers and grass, and the bugs flying past.)
H- You stop it. (Brings all of the grass and the flowers and the bugs back to life.)
(Pluto coughs again, and Hades promptly gags, again)
(Hades kills all of the flowers, the grass and the bugs, but H brings them all back to life and Pluto coughs while Hades promptly gags, then Hades kills all the flowers, the grass and the bugs, but H brings them all back to life and Pluto coughs while Hades promptly gags, Then Hades.... This repeats 12 more times before it ends with H brings them all back to life, and Pluto coughs while Jades promptly gags.)
Pluto- alright that's enough ( to H) you have got to go. Goodbye. (Tries to kill him, but fails)
H- for the last time, you can't kill me. Can u guys leave now?
Hades- I will not leave a gods field of battle that only gods.. can come ...onto
H- let's start over shall we?( he turns around and clears his throat then turns back) Hi nice to meet you, I'm H, my brothers are Poseidon and DJ Z, you may have heard of him. And I'm the god of the underworld.
Pluto- oh my brother mentioned meeting a DJ Z, was not impressed.
Hades- You talk? ...To your brothers? Who does that? My brothers deserve to spend the rest of their days in the fields of punishment or maybe even Tartarus.
H- You are mean.
Hades- Thank you. I like to think I'm a bit cruel as well.
Pluto- Right for the last time. (Kills everything)
H- yes the last time(Brings it all back)
Hades- for the love of me. (Hades killed it all then left H brought stuff back)
Pluto- Why? Just why? (Leaves for the underworld as well.)
H- Huh, back alone in the field. What should I do? (He looked up) Has that been there the whole time
